San Antonio Off Topic Thread Part 3

[LindaGrace]

Originally Posted by LindaGrace

Yeah, it's gonna bite. First pitch at 4:05. But I don't want to be a wimp - I mean, think of the poor players, you know?

So yes, that was hot. Our regular seats are in the sun. I lasted the first two innings then we had to move to the shade. Once we got in the shade it was actually pretty pleasant.

And the Missions won - beat the Hooks 6-1.

[djw]

Originally Posted by Bowie

They're less than 5 feet away now.

Since people are generally not well-informed about what happens at Stage 2, I've been thinking it would be fun to tell them a different version of the Stage 2 rules.

1. If your last name has an odd number of letters, you can only shower on odd-numbered days of the month. If we get to Stage 3, you'll only be able to shower on the day of the month that matches the number of letters in your last name.

2. If you drink bottled or canned beverages containing water during Stage 2 restrictions, they can not be bottled or canned within the state of Texas. This helps increase the net gain of water into Texas.

3. You can only wash 1 vertical half of your car each week under Stage 2: either the driver half or the passenger half. Under Stage 3, you can only wash the bottom half and only once per month.

That's all I've come up with so far.

hehe!
And to save on laundry water, you have to wear your clothes into the shower and once you've got a dryer full, you can run the dryer, though line drying is preferred since the water dripping from the clothes will help the lawn.

Stage 4: You can hand-water your lawn and beds, but this must be done with a 5ml eye dropper.

[rd2007]

finally done with another school term and it's almost time to go on vacation
only down side is my next session starts the day after I get back

[rd2007]

anybody considering a Disney World vacation? Best Deal: Southwest Coupons, Southwest Coupon Code
not bad when you consider it's everything you need even the food.

[PopsGuysRule]

Originally Posted by rd2007

anybody considering a Disney World vacation? Best Deal: Southwest Coupons, Southwest Coupon Code
not bad when you consider it's everything you need even the food.

Having grown up down the road from DisneyLAND (sufficiently down the road, so as to not be pestered by watching the prostitutes stroll past my highschool, as they do all around DisneyLAND, but close enough to have annual visits), a Disney vacation doesn't much excite me....
Epcot Center, never seen, that might tickle my fancy, but.. not this summer.....
I want to go to Corpus Christi and Port Aransas and Padre Island... never seen those and really want to go.... in the early fall or spring, though...

[rd2007]

that's funny because Disney World has OBT (Orange Blossom Trail), which is the place to find a hooker if you're in the Orlando/Kissimmee area

[PopsGuysRule]

Originally Posted by PopsGuysRule

Having grown up down the road from DisneyLAND (sufficiently down the road, so as to not be pestered by watching the prostitutes stroll past my highschool, as they do all around DisneyLAND, but close enough to have annual visits), a Disney vacation doesn't much excite me....
Epcot Center, never seen, that might tickle my fancy, but.. not this summer.....
I want to go to Corpus Christi and Port Aransas and Padre Island... never seen those and really want to go.... in the early fall or spring, though...

Originally Posted by rd2007

that's funny because Disney World has OBT (Orange Blossom Trail), which is the place to find a hooker if you're in the Orlando/Kissimmee area

Hmmm, interesting.... maybe it's so if a policeman happens by on a little haggling in progress, the prostitute can say, "NO, Officer, I said 'Do you want to see Donald Duck', not 'Do you want Ten Dollar F -- U - C ---K?

(we'll see if this gets through....)

[perticusrex]

Hookers?? At DisneyLand?? I guess it truly is the happiest place on Earth.

[sapphire]

Originally Posted by perticusrex

Hookers?? At DisneyLand?? I guess it truly is the happiest place on Earth.

You've seen all that bling on those princesses, right? Mickey be P I M P.

[wCat]

Originally Posted by sapphire

You've seen all that bling on those princesses, right? Mickey be P I M P.

There's a lot of pixie dust around those parts too......Tinkerbell's your connection.