San Antonio Off Topic Thread Part 3 (acceptance, friends, blocks)

[wCat]

Originally Posted by TexasNick

Are you sure it was a Coral snake, Camper? There are several that look just like a Coral snake. Either way, I stomp on 'em all....ask questions later.

At the Bob Bullock Texas History Museum in Austin, they have an amphitheater that shows footage of various parts of Texas (I think) and one scene had a coral snake....and get this...they actually have something IN YOUR CHAIR that hisses like a snake and shakes during that scene...freaks people out every d*mn time. That's worth the ticket right there...I wonder if it's still there....or if too many people had heart attacks.

wCat...1200 acres? WOW...can I land there? lol. Take care.

right...isn't there a little nursery rhyme that tells a Coral snake stripe from the poser?

Yes Nick...1200. Awesome place. I wish I could visit them more. Don't know about a landing strip....there's definitely room.

[Camper1]

yep. Red to yellow, kill a fellow. He knows his snakes. I don't like any of them. Don't trust them.

[doss1]

Originally Posted by Camper1

He knows his snakes. I don't like any of them. Don't trust them.

Now, who plucked that apple from the tree after listening to a talkin' snake?

[Camper1]

Originally Posted by TexasNick

Now, who plucked that apple from the tree after listening to a talkin' snake?

[rd2007]

exactly what you're allowed to say after that line

[sapphire]

Originally Posted by perticusrex

Somebody fell off a cliff at OP Schnabel tonite. Hope that person is okay!

Me, too.

Originally Posted by wCat

Of course the passengers would cover upswept coiffures with Italian lace and silken ribbons.

That's whatcha call "workin' that updo, girl!"

Originally Posted by wCat

landing strip

Cue Firstclassflyer....

Originally Posted by TexasNick

Now, who plucked that apple from the tree after listening to a talkin' snake?

Probably because Adam was too busy NOT reading the instructions to something, or looking for somethin' to grill, or DOING SOMETHING that required his full and utmost attention at the moment, such as looking for the remote.

[Texan in Virginia]

Originally Posted by sapphire

Probably because Adam was too busy NOT reading the instructions to something, or looking for somethin' to grill, or DOING SOMETHING that required his full and utmost attention at the moment, such as looking for the remote.

LOOKING for the remote? More likely yelling, Hey, Eve, where'd YOU put MY remote?"

Lori

[Dementius88]

Nick, that theatre sounds great. I feel bad for the people working there who have to go adn clean up after the movie. If my wife watched thought there was a snake under her seat, well I would have to walk out of the theatre with her about an inch behind me and the kids an inch behind her.

[wCat]

Originally Posted by Dementius88

Nick, that theatre sounds great. I feel bad for the people working there who have to go adn clean up after the movie. If my wife watched thought there was a snake under her seat, well I would have to walk out of the theatre with her about an inch behind me and the kids an inch behind her.

LOL....hadn't thought about the cleaning crew~ Hope they are paid a LOT!

[doss1]

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
utensils and sauces and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

This is exactly like my dad hahaha!