San Antonio Idiot Driver of the Day Award! (Houston: living, move to)

[FCF's Wife]

Originally Posted by svg210

Sapphire dont tell me that you have those new gizmos called "smart phones" Arent those that let you talk and send/receive text messages at the same time you're downloading your horoscope and weather updates?

All that while she's doing her hair and putting on lipstick.

[sapphire]

Originally Posted by FCF's Wife

All that while she's doing her hair and putting on lipstick.

You feel me?

[wCat]

Originally Posted by sapphire

You feel me?

I have that "simply everything" plan? well.....they left out a few of those things you mentioned...like having to hold the phone, and press buttons to text. And here I thought I was going to be a safer driver. I'm not giving up putting on my eyeliner on at stoplights. Mascara is a cinch in traffic. You have to keep you eyes wide open anyway.

[perticusrex]

i change diapers while driving.....maaad skillz

[wCat]

Originally Posted by perticusrex

i change diapers while driving.....maaad skillz

Multi-tasking again Perti?

Here's something for those early commutes Perti and moms....

Cool Mom Picks - I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand

[nrfitchett4]

Originally Posted by WHO SHOULD I BE THEN

I was going to work last year on ih 35 going north, as i passed hwy 90 i saw a blue car exiting 90 coming on to 35, it came in from the far right, i was on the fast lane on the far left and going the speed all traffic was doing at the same time, i saw this blue car cut right in front of the car in the middle lane and i thought "what an idiot" i slowed down only a little due to fear of being hit from behind, and what does this idiot do? He cuts right in front of me, then out of no where he turns on his cops lights, yeah that's right the idiot was one of san antonio's finest--ha!!! He went on to give me a speeding tkt as well as a ticket for tailgating, well i took it to court, but really folks what's the use. The officer in question lied his head off saying he was on 35 and that i was weaving in and out of traffic and speeding, well if i was speeding so was everyone else, and i was always in the left lane, the judge of course believed him, she threw out the tailgating tkt but i still had to pay the speeding tkt. He should have been fined for cutting in on drivers, speeding and so forth, after all he cut in front of me. So who was speeding and diving recklessly, not me!!!!!

ever notice how many one car accidents there are in san antonio involving the police?
I had one a couple years back fly up my ass on 410 pass me on the shoulder (11pm no traffic, mind you), fly down the exit ramp, then decided it was a good idea to turn on the lights.
I thought I had a drunk driver behind me.

[nrfitchett4]

Originally Posted by skeet09

Ditto on school zones!
The whole rush of the morning causes more accidents. Parents out there, take your time and leave a little earlier when the weather is acting up.

no, no, no.
let's leave at the last possible minute and drive like bats out of hell with our little ones in the car!!!
our school has had at least one student hit by a car every year we have been there (this is our 4th).
our next door neighbor's kids have been tardy more than on time. it is pathetic.

[rd2007]

simple solution: put the kids on a bus and stay off the road

my nomination for dumba$$ of the day is the moron in a dodge neon on 90E at about 4:45 AM this morning. I'm getting on 90 from 1604 with my signal on and there is all of one car on the road, the dumba$$ in the neon. She can't get over to get out of my way and sits right on my tail after I get on in front of her I slow down, she stays there. I completely let off the gas until I'm going about 45, she still stays right on my tail. I get over in the left lane and she tries to fly by me on the right. I was going to get behind her and follow her with my brights on, but I decided to just take off instead.

[svg210]

Today's Nomination is actually not a driver, but he thought he was.

I was driving along I 10 West, and just before Wurzbach I saw a man walking his dog on the right shoulder! But that didnt surprise me what he had in his hand did, a 24oz budlight can He kept weaving in and out towards the road, looked like the dog was leading him. and it was :15 before noon, Looks like that animal soon is going to become road kill, and I am not talking bout the dog just kidding, I hope he gets his grip soon.

[ChiccaTX]

Originally Posted by majormadmax

The first San Antonio Idiot Driver of the Day Award goes to the lady driving the maroon Dodge Durango on south 1604 this morning. I was in the right (slow) lane doing my usual 60 MPH in my little Toyota, and I passed her sitting in the left lane going approximately 50-55 MPH and completely oblivious a line of cars behind her! In her defense, she only had about 3-4 miles to go before the exit to 151,

Cheers! M2

You mean peeps actually go 50 on 151? Thank heavens for small miracles I haven't seen her!!