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Originally Posted by edemay1022
I would like a nice neighborhood that I could walk to things I would enjoy doing such as resteraunts and shopping.
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It seems that a lot of people from Eastern and/or Northern cities are asking for exactly this. I have seen countless posts along the lines of "I want to come to San Diego from [insert name of cosmopolitan traditional liberal city here] because I am tired of the crappy weather. Where can I live in San Diego where I can bask in the sun year round but still enjoy the exact same lifestyle of walking around in a funky urban neighborhood to amazing shops and gourmet restaurants?".
Can you spell having your cake and eating it too?
I am speaking from experience here. I appreciate the same things you do and I also came to San Diego for what I thought would be a better, more laid-back lifestyle. I am here to tell you to forget it. The lifestyle you are looking for does not exist in San Diego. It doesn't really exist anywhere in Southern California. If you want to lay about in the sun then you are going to have to give something up. What you are going to lose is everything that you value as a contributing factor to a high quality of life. Additionally, San Diego is an exceptionally uncultured place. You will never have the kinds of interesting conversations here that you have with your friends in Chicago. I don't think that San Diegans are necessarily unintelligent (though i could be wrong), but they studiously avoid intelligent
conversation. An attempt to inject any form of intelligence into a conversation here will result in either a blank stare or something worse, because intelligence isn't considered "laid back". What is "laid back" conversation goes something like this:
"Hey baby, how's it going? Oh my gawd, can you believe that I am already past due for my next Botox treatment? Oh my gawd, your legs look so awesome - are you getting them waxed or did you get them done? You look so hot, let's go to the beach and hit on some guys on the way home. Did you see the last American Idol? That **** was so raunch. How ghetto. Let's get tanked. What. Ever".
This probably sounds like an over-the-top stereotype. Well, people in San Diego ARE an over-the-top stereotype. It is as if they all watch MTV "reality" shows to learn how people in Southern California act, so that they know how they are supposed to act. Each of them are the stars of their own imaginary reality show.
And no I am not joking. You will often hear San Diegans describe themselves and their city as "laid back". I used to think "laid back" meant "relaxed", but it doesn't. "Laid back" is really code for "stupid".
When you learn the code, it is actually a very simple process to deconstruct 'San Diego speak'. Let's practice a little. A typical sentence from a San Diegan goes something like this: "I'm a laid-back kind of girl and I really enjoy a laid-back lifestyle with other totally chill people". Oh, I forgot to mention. "Chill" is also code for "stupid". Like any highly developed language, 'San Diego speak' often has more than one word for the same thing. So what our San Diegan is really saying here is "I'm a stupid kind of girl and I really enjoy a stupid lifestyle with other totally stupid people". See how easy that was?
I also have yet to meet a single person in San Diego who has not had cosmetic surgery. Yes, I said surgery.
People in the North/East think Southern California is the answer to their prayers, but Southern California is just ****ed up. 365 days of sun is not worth the price you have to pay. I would gladly take all the wind, rain, snow, and sleet you can throw at me in exchange for intelligence, culture, and scintillating conversation.