Newbie - House hunting in North Port - Any advice???

[Big House]

Originally Posted by mr&mrssunshine

I will now address Senor Grande maisons abusive comments !
Rugs -private joke -to be explained over a beer.
Mel did indeed do a superb job furnishing the house, as the bank balance will show JB didnt relaise you hadnt had a grand tour,

as for catering yes yours truly is now a grill wizard

lastly the libellous suggestion that i over indulged -totally untrue -in merely being a good host and trying to match Big H with a glass of wine for every beer he sipped I may have had one or two, however at some late stage someone laced my iced water with quadruple Baileys (a number of times) and having finished the best part of a double bottle I remembered the old law of physics 'what goes down must come up' !

and as for tea JB that is a poncy drink sipped by liteweights who claim to have drunk too much the night before and cant handle a real drinking competition.........................


see ya in Oct for round 2

Really looking forward to it!
Its funny how a few drinks tends to fog YOUR memory.
I'm just happy you remember the party!

[leaving texAss]

i just bought a 3/2, 2005 home in north port for $70,501 . now i gotta get the HELL out of this HELL-HOLE they call north texAss. anyone want to buy a country home surrounded by drunken, white-trailer-trash, loudmouth, idiot, filth, rednecks? i almost shot their drunken asses on several occasions.

[Big House]

Originally Posted by leaving texAss

i just bought a 3/2, 2005 home in north port for $70,501 . now i gotta get the HELL out of this HELL-HOLE they call north texAss. anyone want to buy a country home surrounded by drunken, white-trailer-trash, loudmouth, idiot, filth, rednecks? i almost shot their drunken asses on several occasions.

You gave it such an inviting description! Maybe you should sell it as a rattlesnake farm! Or maybe raise killer bees on it, and sell it as a bee farm.

[leaving texAss]

well, actually it took me 23 years but the drunks have finally learned to leave me alone. all these bad-asses are now afraid of this yank. lol.... my druggie neighbor who kept hiding behind his children, is in prison in Huntsville. LOL! he's been de-fanged.... his evil mommy and cig-sucking stepdad were my immediate neighbors. they both died. YIPPIE!!! her two daughters seem nice and i get along with them. now there are just three drunken, vermin left in my area and when last i saw them up close, it wasn't a pretty picture. they ONLY reason they are alive today is because trading my life to put them down was the equivalent of trading a queen for a pawn.

but i'm not waiting for them to die. i'm moving to florida. just gotta sell my place or rent it out.

BTW: i capture the rattlesnakes and copperheads and release them unharmed on my neighbors property. i don't hurt the snakes because i prefer their company over that of the human filth out here in the texAss kuntry.