eh not so much - I've had problems with Amazon.
They sent me the wrong books.
I called them and got someone in India.
The conversation went like this (only much much much longer):
Me - "Hi, I got an order from Amazon today. You sent me the wrong books. I need to return these to you and get the books I ordered."
Amazon India - "You would like to place an order for books? You have called the wrong department."
Me - "No - I got two books that I did not order. I want to get the books I ordered. You sent me the wrong books. How do I get the right books and what do I do with these books."
Amazon India - "You do not like the books you got from us? Is it?"
Me - "Is it what? No, I Did Not Want These books. I did not order them. Please tell me how to return them to you."
Amazon India - "Oh, you want to return books. Oh. Well. What is your order number please?"
I gave him my order number
Amazon India -- "I'm sorry, there is not an order. You did not receive any books from us. Would you like to place an order? I will transfer you. By the way, how is the weather there today?"
Me - "What?"
Amazon India - "Are you having a nice day? And may I transfer you to someone to take your order for books please?"
Me - "NO!!! Please tell me why I got the wrong order, why my card was charged, and why you don't show that I have an order, and where the h3!! are my books!!!" (shouting by now)
Amazon India - "Well, I DO show that we have charged your card. But you did not receive books from us. I will refund the charge, Is it?"
Me - "Yes, PLEASE refund the charge. Now, what do you want me to do with these books. Where do I send them?"
Amazon India - "If you would like to sell books through Amazon, that is a different department. May I transfer you?"
Me - "WHAT!?! NO - YOU OWN THESE BOOKS. YOU ARE REFUNDING ME FOR THESE BOOKS. WHERE DO I SEND THEM? THERE IS NO RETURN ADDRESS!"
Amazon India - "We did not send you books. I will be happy to transfer you to take your order in our order department."
Me - "OK. Look. Please send the refund check. And can you transfer me back to someone in America?"
Amazon India - "I am sorry, but there is nothing I can do for you. I will refund your check."
Me -
whimper
Amazon India - "Have a nice day."
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