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Old 06-13-2011, 03:50 AM
 
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Players to move, move before the literacy test. Hello coach prior to the examiner said: "Our culture is a handicap players, not difficult questions. " Examiner agreed.

Examination, examiners looked at the players for a while, asked: "You said seven multiply
seven?"

Thinking for a player, said: "Forty-nine I think. "

Examiner has not yet speak, coach stood up and said earnestly: "Examiner, please give him another chance. "
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Old 06-13-2011, 06:24 AM
 
Location: London, England
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A man walks into a bank wearing a Real Salt Lake shirt when a bank robber comes in.

He pulls out a gun and takes all the money and then his balaclava falls off.

'Who saw my face?' He says

'I did' so he shoots her.
'I also did'. He shot him to.

He turns to the RSL fan and says 'did you see my face?'

'No i didn't, but the man in the Rapids shirt saw it all'.
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Old 06-13-2011, 06:37 AM
 
Location: Scotland
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a match between two non-league teams took place last winter in scotland. it had been raining heavily all week and the ground resembled a swamp.

however, the referee ruled that play was possible and tossed the coin to determine ends.

The visiting captain won the toss and, after a moment's thought, said, 'OK - we'll take the shallow end!'
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:00 AM
 
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A man walks into a bank wearing a Real Salt Lake shirt when a bank robber comes in.

He pulls out a gun and takes all the money and then his balaclava falls off.

'Who saw my face?' He says

'I did' so he shoots her.
'I also did'. He shot him to.

He turns to the RSL fan and says 'did you see my face?'

'No i didn't, but the man in the Rapids shirt saw it all'.
Haha, may be the joke can name the title to “the fact which hide in the shirt",right?
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:13 AM
 
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a match between two non-league teams took place last winter in scotland. it had been raining heavily all week and the ground resembled a swamp.

however, the referee ruled that play was possible and tossed the coin to determine ends.

The visiting captain won the toss and, after a moment's thought, said, 'OK - we'll take the shallow end!'
What?Take the shallow end?I think this is just a joke,In real life this can not happen,it is so crazy!
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Old 06-14-2011, 07:11 AM
 
Location: London, England
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It's England v USA in the world cup and it finished 1-1.... oh wait this actually happened...
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