Share a smile here!! (Valentine's day, babysitting, bars)

[MJ1986]

Originally Posted by DannyBanany

Haha! I used to watch old home videos just to make fun of my mom's big hair, tacky sweaters, and cheek-covering glasses!

I loved watching Saved By The Bell... I look back now, and how Zack's cell phone looked like a foot long sub.

[DannyBanany]

Did anyone else have a bowl cut with a Nike sign shaved in the back?
GUILTY!

[R_Cowgirl]

Originally Posted by Sandhills Guru

Jamie, thanks for the laugh this morning!!

Disco Era, thank someone all those pics have gotten misplaced from those years. Bell bottoms, naru shirts, etc.


Disco Duck

Oh that's a crackup! Reminds me of an old boyfriend who used to do that imitation... LOL

[Chris19]

I remember wearing LA Gear shoes back in the early 1990s. They were the must have shoes from the 1990-1992 area. Also, neon colors were popular during that time with clothes and many other items.

I can remember back in the early/mid 1990s when silk shirts were common.

Boy, everyone and their cousin at my school had a Starter jacket in junior high and early half of my high school days. I wore a 49ers Starter jacket.

[no8fann]

Originally Posted by Chris19

I remember wearing LA Gear shoes back in the early 1990s. They were the must have shoes from the 1990-1992 area. Also, neon colors were popular during that time with clothes and many other items.

I can remember back in the early/mid 1990s when silk shirts were common.

Boy, everyone and their cousin at my school had a Starter jacket in junior high and early half of my high school days. I wore a 49ers Starter jacket.

That's funny...I remember some of those things from the '80s when I was out east...some of the trends may have taken a bit longer to migrate west!

I was a teen in the '80's, and we cornered the market on big hair (thanks to Aqua Net!), plastic jewelry - rows of jelly bracelets, bangle bracelets, big earrings and necklaces, pegged pantlegs, jelly shoes, layered socks with the pants tucked in, or better yet - stirrup pants, spandex, micro minis, Bennetton shirts and Swatches...and I never wore half of it! LOL!

[DannyBanany]

AQUA SHOES!!! I wore then all the time and all over the place. My feet smelled so bad!

[Sandhills Guru]

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in South Dakota plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in South Dakota sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in South Dakota drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in South Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in South Dakota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
South Dakotan's close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in South Dakota get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in South Dakota are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in South Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
South Dakotan's get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in South Dakota start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
South Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late!

[debey]

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local
town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned
over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For

$10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower
show!'
'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first

little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) Through the
front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling The smiling and
naked Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering
crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement".........

[debey]

The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.


My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!

[R_Cowgirl]

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Dakota, and talks with an old
rancher. He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but do not go in
that field over there' as he points out the location. The DEA officer
verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal
Government with me.' Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes
his badge and proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This
badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land... No
questions asked, or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?'

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about
his chores.A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and
sees the DEA officer running for his life chased close behind by the
rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on
the officer,and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he
reaches safety.The officer is clearly terrified.

The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at
the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge! Show him your badge!"