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01-23-2009, 10:10 AM
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Location: S.Dak
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Paw sleeps naked..............
"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Ed.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Crabtree. You can blame this'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Now, Miss Crabtree had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Ed what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Ed and trouble were old friends, but he always told her the truth.
"You see, Miss Crabtree, out at the ranch we got this here low down coyote.
The last few nights, he done ate six hens and killed Ma's best milk goat. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his shot gun and said to Ma, "That coyote's back again, I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back, he whispered to all us kids!"
"He was naked as a jaybird, no boots, no pants, no shirt!
To the hen house he crawled, just like an ***** on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double barreled 12 gauge shot gun through the window of the coop."
"As he stared into the darkness, with coyotes on his mind, our old hound dog, Zeke, had done woke up and comes sneaking' up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Zeke stuck his cold nose in Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Crabtree, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin'!"
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01-25-2009, 08:13 PM
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Location: S.Dak
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01-25-2009, 09:21 PM
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Location: So. Dak.
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http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/3.gif (broken link)
Oh no!!!! Does that mean playtime is over?  |
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01-25-2009, 10:16 PM
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Location: Long Beach Peninsula, WA
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Jammie & Debey, Thank you both for the great cat humor!
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01-25-2009, 11:05 PM
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Location: South Dakota
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01-26-2009, 08:52 AM
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Location: So. Dak.
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http://bestsmileys.com/days_of_week/2.gif (broken link)
http://bestsmileys.com/sick/2.gif (broken link)
AHHHH, Mondays are the number one day that people call in sick. 
But today is going to be an ok Monday. We had a beautiful LIGHT snowfall and the best thing about it is that it stopped already.  |
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01-26-2009, 05:46 PM
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Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota
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Jammie and Debey.
I just picture you two sitting together drinking coffee and gossipping about weather in your cat sweaters. You know the ones, they have doily collars and pictures of kittens playing with yarn on them.
You ladies crack me up! |
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01-26-2009, 06:36 PM
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Location: S.Dak
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Geeze, DannyB.........
Compliment(?) accepted. LMAO! however, picture me in a hoody & blue jeans, will ya??
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01-26-2009, 09:48 PM
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lol, this thread just gives me a smile.
Danny, they aren't that old ! hehe |
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01-26-2009, 09:52 PM
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Location: S.Dak
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At least we are on the 'net, and crocheting!!!!
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