Hope I'm not repeating anything here
I received this little story in an e-mail.
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS
> > (this was actually reported by a teacher)
> >
> > After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.
> >
> > One child wrote the following:
> >
> > We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
> >
> > They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
> > moved to Arizona.
> >
> > Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They
ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they
are anymore.
> >
> > They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed
> > because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them
> > very well.
> >
> > There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with hats
> > on.
> >
> > At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He
> > watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
> > cruising in their golf carts.
> >
> > Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every
night --- early birds.
> >
> > Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house.
> > The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
> >
> > My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and
> > says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too..
> >
> > When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
> > Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
> >
> >
> >
> > ..... PRICELESS
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