Share a smile here!! (sales, gardening, garage)

[rjl78]

Originally Posted by debey

OMG, guys! I was checking email, while waiting for the coffee to finishing brewing this morning.....
a message from ADMIN, about freaked me out........... here's the smile! (follow link)
http://www.city-data.com/forum/about...away-june.html

Fun. Overstock? Remember its all about the "O"

That is an excellent way to start the day.

[Jammie]

OMG Debey, congratulations!!! You deserve it. I saw it, but just glanced through and didn't even see your name on there. You go, girl!!!

[MusicFreak]

Wow...congrats to all!

[debey]

[rjl78]

If my plan comes together I hope to get to Rapid City today. My weekend has started and life is good.

[SDHomesteader]

Wow Grats on that one Debey.



[SIZE=4]Cowboy rules: [/SIZE]


1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2.. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way...

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us.. Get over it. Don't like it? I-10, I-40, I-70 andI-80 go east and west, I-17, I-15, I-25 and I-35 goes north and south. Pick one and go.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept...

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during the hunts, we WILL shoot it outa your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop...

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper,and ketchup! Oh, yeah . . We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

[no8fann]

ROFLMAO!!! I can't wait to get home! ;-)

[MJ1986]

Yeee-haw!

[debey]

[Jammie]

Debey, you hit that dead on about, "What a week!!!" But yea, it's Friday and tomorrow is a road trip to Sx. Falls. AND we did have sunshine yesterday.