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Old 02-04-2009, 06:06 PM
 
Location: S.Dak
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I am pointing the fan north!!
promises, promises...............
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Old 02-05-2009, 10:04 AM
 
Location: S.Dak
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39F @11am.. Huron, SD

life is good!
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Old 02-05-2009, 10:29 AM
 
Location: So. Dak.
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Wow, we just jumped in the last 15 minutes. We're up to 39 degrees now/windchill is 36. That's even better then when I looked to post in the weather forum.

Life is good~the sun is shining~the winds aren't roaring~the weekend is in sight~Rapid City is warmer then Florida.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:45 PM
 
Location: Twin Cities, Minnesota
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Rapid City is warmer then Florida.
It is! My friend is down in Marco Island and I guess it's only 47 degrees there today. It's almost 60 here!
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:10 PM
 
Location: galaxy far far away
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It is! My friend is down in Marco Island and I guess it's only 47 degrees there today. It's almost 60 here!

Hey! Maybe with Global warming SD will be the new Florida without the hurricanes! Quick,buy land now!
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:42 PM
 
Location: South Dakota
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You guys rock!!
I got out of the tax office a couple of times today and one of them I actually went without my coat!! BALMY!! Sadly, it was only for about 5 minutes at a time and tomorrow will be the same. Glad it's gonna last more than 10 minutes though. I sure miss you guys on a regular basis - gets lonely without your smiles.
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Old 02-07-2009, 05:19 PM
 
Location: So. Dak.
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Default an oldie, but goodie

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the SuperBowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the SuperBowl, the biggest sport event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I was suppose to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't
you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
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Old 02-07-2009, 06:29 PM
 
Location: Sandhills
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Old 02-07-2009, 07:13 PM
 
Location: South Dakota
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Jammie, you can always be counted on to make me smile. Love ya girl!!
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Old 02-08-2009, 01:19 AM
 
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Default kids Kids kids

more oldies but goodies:

#1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.

"Dead." She was informed.

"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.

"Because I pssst in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.

"YOU DID WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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#2 A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes
later...."Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you.

Five minutes later...... "Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
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#3 An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into
mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
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#4 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear,"she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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#5 It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on
microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a ***** to iron."

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#6 A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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#7 One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of
Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy $#^t! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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