Share a smile here!! (Sioux Falls, Webster: rental, co-op, credit)

[Jammie]

Hey, have a great time in the Hills. Beautiful area of the country.

[R_Cowgirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRkJ...eature=related



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjTXLgCz-SY

[ElkHunter]

I went fishing today and found out the Fish and Game didn't put any fish in the crick. But, a bad day fishing is still better then a good day working.

[debey]

I chuckled pretty hard, this morning.........
"Hey, Grandma! Can you move that sun? It's shining on my cartoons!"

[airboat5]

I just got my hd tv for the bedroom.yehaw. Now Iam ready for disneys earth.

[R_Cowgirl]

Originally Posted by debey

I chuckled pretty hard, this morning.........
"Hey, Grandma! Can you move that sun? It's shining on my cartoons!"

Debey - thanks for the morning laugh. Kids are a hoot. So nice when they are the grandkids... we don't feel as responsible if they act up... and we can just enjoy their interesting views of the world.

[Sandhills Guru]

Volin, South Dakota, December 12, 2008
A South Dakota farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house..

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.

[Sandhills Guru]

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

[R_Cowgirl]

Originally Posted by Sandhills Guru

Volin, South Dakota, December 12, 2008
A South Dakota farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house..

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.

ROTFLMAO - Thanks! I needed that!

[ElkHunter]

Went out on the porch. Sat in the easy chair. Watched the most beautiful sunset that I've seen lately. Had my camera but didn't want to spoil anything. Just sat and enjoyed.