lol @ half way there.
If you come to Missouri you might be a little put off by seeing people actually spank naughty children in public.
You might be surprised to hear a neighbor yell at a kid that is not there own, to get the h*** out of the street so they don't get smooshed like a bug.
You might be disappointed at the number of beautiful harmless garden variety snakes that take up residence in your flower beds.
You might be apalled at all the wasted land that we call "nature" and "beauty."
You might be shocked if a neighbor knocks on your door and proudly hands you a fresh dead turkey, and expects you to be excited about cleaning and cooking it.
You might be put off if someone rolls their eyes because you refer the the Mississippi River as just "the river." The River is the Missouri River. The Mississippi River is the Mississippi.
Capital Punishment. It's here. We use it. Get over it.
Local cops LIKE to be called Barney. It's not an insult.
History....it's everywhere...you'll hear it more times than you can count.
Beer.
Welcome to Missouri.
