OK. This is where I'll break the ice. I've been reading this forum for about a month & a half and our family has been looking into moving to Missouri for over 3 years (I think I've learned more about the area here than I have in 3 years of research elsewhere

). We finally put a bid in on a house north of Mansfield on Friday. We are anxiously waiting for a reply. We have 7 children and our oldest drove out last week to stay with and help a family near Springfield. My dad (who grew up on a farm near here) just passed away in February (he was 82) and we have been doing our best to watch over my mom (69) who has a number of health issues. My sister is flying in from MN this week to take my mom back out with her to get her into a better situation.
I grew up and currently live in the same rural community. This environment has been slowly eroding my entire life - a process that has been accelerating in recent years. I welcomed it in my younger years, but now find the basis of much of modern society as incompatible and sometimes a direct assault on my own foundational beliefs. At heart I am a country girl, but am a bit soft around the edges (I do have a taste for certain conveniences

- NOT things like Starbucks

, but one-stop shopping, plowed roads and cable internet is awful handy, but I'm working to wean myself

). Yet I want my children to have better strength and resolve than I tend to too often exhibit. I want their priorities to be in good relationships with family and neighbors and hard work and wisdom. I'm hoping we can find an environment out there that will more wholly support these ideals, it's become a real mixed bag around here.
Don't mean to sidetrack this topic, but I thought I best give some kind of intro since this is my first post.
Needless to say, this topic has rattled me a bit.

Though we live in a rural/farming area, I have had no experience with truly poisonous snakes or spiders, though I have had my share of run-ins with more innocuous kind.
In more recent years we have had several encounters with Black snakes (I suspect urban crawl to be at least partially to blame for bringing them more out in the open - just too much people and pavement, along with a greater extermination of rodents). I can attest that Black snakes can at times make themselves a negative asset.
This past winter we were out of the house for half a day and returned to find our parakeet no longer in view inside his cage. What we did find in the cage was a Black snake with a bulge a ways down his length that apparently prevented him from exiting the cage the same way he got in.
Additionally we lost 2 young pullets just this spring to a couple of Black snakes.
Just something to consider. Tell me, what is your experience with snakes and domesticated small animals?
And speaking of chiggers: This summer we have tried our hand at keeping guineas (now, there's a dumb critter - a bucket of laughs, they are

) for we also have issues with chiggers and ticks, with deer ticks being a potential hazard. Do folks out there keep guineas? Why or why not? Is there any noticeable benefit? What's the going price for guineas around there?
Thanks!

Valerie