If Tampa, St Pete, and Clearwater were people (house, living)

[TB Fla]

I saw a national tread asking if a city was a person, who and what would that person be like. Im pretty bored, so I decided to write about the Tampa Bay area. Tell my how accurate is was and fell free to type your own.


TAMPA- A 35 year old, blue collar, White man from the mid-west whose Great grandfater was a Cuban migrant worker. He owns a boat and is obsessed with the Ocean. Hes a huge Jimmy Buffet fan and often wishes he was a pirate. Hes normally seem wearing bermuda shorts, and a golf shirt with flip-flops. When hes not a work, or at a football game, he's at the beach partying or on hes boat fishing. He loves to party and will find any reason to drink. He got his love of the Water from his mother St Petersburg

ST PETE- 62 year old white women who brought her kids Tampa and Clearwater to Florida from Illinois because she couldnt stand the cold anymore. Shes in love with the ocean and often surrounds her self by it. She now has a winter home in Florida and summer home back in the Mid-west. She lives alone, but during the winter she often has company from friends and Family visting from up north, and she loves to entertain them. Her yongest son Clearwater also lives close by.

CLEARWATER- He is Tampa's little brother. He is quite well off. He owns his own fishing charter buisness and has a nice house on the intercoastal. His big brother Tampa usually visits quite often for the beach, and sometimes trashes the place and leaves before even saying goodbye, but clearwater dosen't mind. When hes not working, he is usually on his private boat, or at a restaurant on the beach having a drink.

[tampaguy03]

Originally Posted by TB Fla

I saw a national tread asking if a city was a person, who and what would that person be like. Im pretty bored, so I decided to write about the Tampa Bay area. Tell my how accurate is was and fell free to type your own.


TAMPA- A 35 year old, blue collar, White man from the mid-west whose Great grandfater was a Cuban migrant worker. He owns a boat and is obsessed with the Ocean. Hes a huge Jimmy Buffet fan and often wishes he was a pirate. Hes normally seem wearing bermuda shorts, and a golf shirt with flip-flops. When hes not a work, or at a football game, he's at the beach partying or on hes boat fishing. He loves to party and will find any reason to drink. He got his love of the Water from his mother St Petersburg

ST PETE- 62 year old white women who brought her kids Tampa and Clearwater to Florida from Illinois because she couldnt stand the cold anymore. Shes in love with the ocean and often surrounds her self by it. She now has a winter home in Florida and summer home back in the Mid-west. She lives alone, but during the winter she often has company from friends and Family visting from up north, and she loves to entertain them. Her yongest son Clearwater also lives close by.

CLEARWATER- He is Tampa's little brother. He is quite well off. He owns his own fishing charter buisness and has a nice house on the intercoastal. His big brother Tampa usually visits quite often for the beach, and sometimes trashes the place and leaves before even saying goodbye, but clearwater dosen't mind. When hes not working, he is usually on his private boat, or at a restaurant on the beach having a drink.

I like this!!

[Annie of Oldsmar]

Entertaining ,funny writing. I like it, it makes us think of them as persons.

[On-da-Beach]

Clearwater's bedroom is usually nice and neat but his livingroom is always a mess!

[TB Fla]

I was going to add that Clearwater studies scientology

[JudiPatooti]

Hey, this is cute. You're pretty clever and funny when you're bored.

[Bosco55David]

I would participate in this, but I don't think I Clearwater would be too happy with me.

[JaneDoe2u]

LOL, so cute...