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02-15-2008, 05:20 PM
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CD News Reporter
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Comedy, Tennessee winter blonde.
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,
"Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window.
Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in TN and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"
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02-15-2008, 05:29 PM
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ELOHINO DOHIYI GESESTI
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02-15-2008, 05:46 PM
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Since two of my best friends are natural blonde women (one of which is rather violent), I would like to state for the record that I did not laugh at that joke, or even snicker.
I may have wanted to . . . but I didn't.
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02-15-2008, 05:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alleycat
Since two of my best friends are natural blonde women (one of which is rather violent), I would like to state for the record that I did not laugh at that joke, or even snicker.
I may have wanted to . . . but I didn't.
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OK This was funny, I am not a "natural" blond, but I think this is still funny!  |
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02-15-2008, 05:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by phyll
OK This was funny, I am not a "natural" blond, but I think this is still funny! |
Yep, but if I make Gina mad at me it's like have a wolverine gnawing at my ankles . . . .
Oh, wait, did I just say that?
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02-15-2008, 06:11 PM
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Trying to use my indoor voice.
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Location: Atlanta suburb
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Uh-oh, you guys. Now you are all in trouble!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by alleycat
Since two of my best friends are natural blonde women (one of which is rather violent), I would like to state for the record that I did not laugh at that joke, or even snicker.
I may have wanted to . . . but I didn't.
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Very funny, John. You have really let the cat out of the bag!! Do you have any idea how many of us are blondes? - and natural doesn't have anything to do with it.
One of them is alleycat! 
Alleycat, just who do you think you are kidding? Not Gina!!   |
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02-19-2008, 10:14 AM
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THat was cute!
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02-23-2008, 12:14 PM
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Drifting
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"On the way to SW PA"
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Location: Elizabethton, Tennessee
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A blonde stepped into an elevator and said to the man next to her,
"Whew! TGIF."
The man said, "Sh**!"
The blonde, thinking she had offended him, said,
"Oh, I only meant, 'TGIF. Thank God it's Friday.'"
He replied, "Sh**! Sorry, Honey. It's Thursday."
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