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03-14-2008, 12:27 PM
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Tennessee/Georgia Jokes
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Originally Posted by Eat
Something else for your consideration, depending on exactly where the job is in the Chattanooga area, you have the possibilty of living in Georgia or Tennessee.
Caution: This post may generate a flood of Georgia line jokes.  |
Yes, it most certainly will.
If you're in Chattanooga near the Georgia state line and "need to go" . . . pee towards the south. Georgia needs the water. |
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03-14-2008, 12:29 PM
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"Make your words sweet. You may have to eat them someday!"
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Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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What do you call a pretty girl in Georgia?? A TOURIST  |
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03-14-2008, 02:59 PM
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Will Work For Diesel
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What's Georgia good for?
Getting from Florida to Tennessee. 
A good view of Chattanooga.
A handy place to point to and say, "We don't want to be like Atlanta." |
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03-14-2008, 03:50 PM
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Oh, great. Now I'm going to get credit for starting a Tennessee/Georgia flame war.
"Let my water go!"
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03-14-2008, 06:09 PM
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I wish I could put sound in these threads. This one would have The Charlie Daniels Band singing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" |
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03-14-2008, 09:49 PM
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Location: Beautiful East TN!!
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Where was the tooth brush invented?
Must have been Georgia because if it were anywhere else, it would be called a teeth brush.
(actually I heard that as a TN joke but thought I would change it just for alleycats nasty GA joke thread. heheheheheh) |
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03-14-2008, 11:48 PM
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Trying to use my indoor voice.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mbmouse
Where was the tooth brush invented?
Must have been Georgia because if it were anywhere else, it would be called a teeth brush.
(actually I heard that as a TN joke but thought I would change it just for alleycats nasty GA joke thread. heheheheheh) |
HEY!!! Me and my tooth take issue with that joke, MB!!!
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Originally Posted by Lt. Dan
What do you call a pretty girl in Georgia?? A TOURIST |
OR, some lovely girl born in PA!!!
Last edited by mbmouse; 03-15-2008 at 09:20 AM..
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03-14-2008, 11:50 PM
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I could post a lot of jokes . . . but (for once) I'm resisting the temptation.
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03-14-2008, 11:51 PM
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Trying to use my indoor voice.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokyMtnGal
I wish I could put sound in these threads. This one would have The Charlie Daniels Band singing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" |
How could I have missed this thread earlier??? 
I know - you were all hiding it from me until you thought it was safe! You are never safe when GA in to your south!
(SMG, did the devil go down to GA from TN? )
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Originally Posted by alleycat
I could post a lot of jokes . . . but (for once) I'm resisting the temptation.
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Are you a scaredy - CAT?  
Last edited by mbmouse; 03-15-2008 at 09:21 AM..
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03-15-2008, 09:32 AM
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Bill used to live in the small town of Picayune, Ms. before I met him. Bill has 2 favorite jokes he tells all yankees, one is the toothbrush joke and the other is Murders are never solved in Picayune, Ms. because they have a hard time as the DNA is all the same.
The hilarious part of his 2 jokes is he'd be very serious in telling them and people would be listening and at the end trying not to laugh.(Gee, I may have just stolen his thunder... if he tells you his jokes at the get together- please laugh since I ruined his jokes!)
Pam
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