Here's my latest version of this list. My favorite is the second one. I do that every time
and I know better.
You can properly pronounce Amarillo, Bexar, Corsicana, Decatur, Ennis, Lancaster(town), Lancaster(street), Mexia, Palestine, San Antonio, Waco, Waxahachie, and Wichita Falls
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel
You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “cool” in the same day
You know that the true value of a parking space is by the availability of shade
You measure distance in minutes and/or hours
You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date
You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist
You aren’t surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store
A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol; a Chevy 3500 4×4 is
You know everything goes better with Ranch
You actually get these jokes and are “fixin’ ” to send them to your friends
You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean
You go to the gas station and there is a sign in the window that reads, “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!”
Finally, you are 100% Texan if you find yourself having this conversation:
“You wanna coke?”
“Yeah”
“What kind?”
“Dr Pepper”
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