Ahem, fake testicles on the back of trucks and a law banning them? (Howe: middle school, live)

[The Gribbler]

A law banning them isn't necessary, but I do laugh at the douchebags who think those things are cool. I guess their testicles aren't adequate enough, so they have to put bigger ones on their vehicles. You guys all know the old saying: "Big Truck, small penis?"

[TexasHorseLady]

I agree they're ridiculous and reflect badly on the person who has them on their vehicle. But what is REALLY harmful (and offensive, come to that) is the idea that we should legislate taste so that no one will be offended. That flies in the face of everything that this country is founded on (and one of the things that does NOT appear in the Constitution or its Amendments as one of our rights is the right not to be offended).

By the way, what do you tell your kids if you happen to be driving past a pasture and there's a bull in the pasture?

[doss1]

Someone needs to grow some cajones and cut those things off on the trucks when no one is looking.

[Steel Man]

Originally Posted by brubaker

Has anyone else gotten an eye-full of these little beauties?

Bulls Balls® Hanging Truck Balls, Truck Nuts, Bumper Nuts, Truck Nutz
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Isn't that a nice, unexpected conversation to have with your children as you're on your way to school in the groggy morning hours? Just the way I always wanted to start that *special* talk with my little ones. "Oh, look at that honey! Isn't that nice? Say, that reminds me...you know how mommy and daddy always say they love each other?"

Not to sound like the church lady or anything but I know a few states have outlawed these and yes, I know it's a waste of taxpayers dollars but if people would try policing themselves, not putting asinine sexual paraphernalia all over their cars to begin with... these stupid laws wouldn't have to be passed.

By the way, to my knowledge they're still legal in Texas so get 'em while they're hot!

How does that saying go? When you got them by the balls...their hearts and wallets will follow.

[TT Dave]

I'm just amazed that anyone would actually buy these ridiculous things. Like P.T. Barnum famously said, "There's a sucker born every minute"...LOL.

[spursfan]

Just another "extender or compensator" accessory for douchebags in gigantic trucks.

[EasilyAmused]

Originally Posted by brubaker

Isn't that a nice, unexpected conversation to have with your children as you're on your way to school in the groggy morning hours? Just the way I always wanted to start that *special* talk with my little ones. "Oh, look at that honey! Isn't that nice? Say, that reminds me...you know how mommy and daddy always say they love each other?"

....not putting asinine sexual paraphernalia all over their cars to begin with...

ummm, how are cow balls sexual? Why would cowballs prompt a sex talk with kids....THEY'RE COW BALLS. lol

What part of Texas are you from anyway? In my part, we don't play will cow balls. Now in Colorado they do eat them....

[elnina]

What??? Brubaker.... they will learn about it way before their 15th B-Day! lol

[getmeoutofhere]

Originally Posted by brubaker

Wait 'till ya have kids.

I would hope that when I have kids, I present a better role model than simply wanting anything I find distasteful outlawed.

[An0nym0us88]

Haha. Those things are hilarious. I think it's funny when people have them.