Another thing about Central Texas in the summer time. It's often that the evenings cool down to about 90 and when its been 105-109 outside 90 feels great. If you come to Texas just buy some good deoderant and get used to it. After multiple days in the triple digits a cool front not cold will move in and the temp dip down into the very high 80's low 90's. Thats when people will come out by the dozens to play in the park, fly kites, ride bicycles.
Its So Hot in Texas. . .
the birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the ground.
the potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs
Its So Dry in Texas. . .
the cows are giving evaporated milk.
the trees are whistlin' for the dogs.
a sad Texan once prayed, "I wish it would rain. Not so much for me, 'cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."
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