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Old 11-04-2012, 12:39 PM
 
Location: Where I'm At
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I take frequent road trips so I get to see lots of different bumper stickers. Here are 5 that have always stood out in my mind because they always make me smile whenever I think about them:

1. Horn is broken; watch for middle finger.

2. If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalks.

3. I swerve for small animals - they're harder to hit.

4. Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer ring (suffering).

5. I can't be overdrawn... I still have some checks left.


I'd love to hear about some memorable bumper stickers you've spotted while traveling.
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:44 PM
 
Location: Staten Island, NY
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Driver carries no cash - he's married.
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Old 11-04-2012, 12:55 PM
 
Location: Los Angeles area
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Get revenge - live long enough to be a burden to your children.
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:31 AM
 
Location: We_tside PNW (Columbia Gorge) / CO / SA TX / Thailand
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Redneck's Famous Last words:"Hold My beer and Watch THIS..."
(last week in SC)
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Old 11-05-2012, 01:24 PM
 
Location: Bangor Maine
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This one is on MY car -- picture of cell phone with message "HANG UP AND DRIVE"
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Old 11-05-2012, 03:13 PM
 
Location: Bel Air, California
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Get out of your spaceship and fight like a man
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Old 11-06-2012, 12:05 AM
 
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"Never attribute to malice what can be sufficiently explained by stupidity:"
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Old 11-06-2012, 08:51 AM
 
Location: Chicago area
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A hard man is good to find. It's been years since I've seen this one but it made me almost pee my knickers.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:09 AM
 
Location: Victoria TX
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I saw one that said "Professional Driver -- Do Not Attempt"

Another one, with backwards lettering said "Objects in Mirror May Appear Backwards".
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Old 11-06-2012, 10:48 AM
 
Location: Northern MN
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