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Old 08-26-2014, 10:15 PM
 
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After many years of air travel, I have come to the theory that is is impossible to sit next to a non-companion hot girl on an airplane with a conventional boarding system. Southwest's system is an EXCEPTION, not the rule.

You may see her at security, you probably will see her at the gate and you will definitely see her board the plane.

She WILL sit in proximity to you, although NOT next to you. Your seat and hers are asymptotes, they can get very close, but will never touch.

Instead, you will end up with someone who looks like they shop for home goods at Sear's at 9:00am on a Tuesday.

Likewise, the Idiot law states that the individual you see outside the airport or in security, or in any place with no direct corrolation to your airline or flight, that you irrationally hate on first sight WILL be on your flight. But you won't sit next to him.
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:52 AM
 
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:11 AM
 
Location: Eureka CA
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Pretty creepy.
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:13 AM
 
Location: Aurora, CO
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Sitting next to a hot girl on a plane - possible. Convincing her to join the Mile High Club with you? Not likely.
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:17 AM
 
Location: Savannah GA/Lk Hopatcong NJ
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Pretty creepy.
Have to agree...ewwww
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:23 AM
 
Location: So. of Rosarito, Baja, Mexico
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Flying to Mexico City many times have only had one Very Attractive Spanish Female (not HOT but very Attractive) in the next seat.

I did not engage her in any conversation but was just happy to be sitting close to her.
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Old 08-27-2014, 12:57 PM
 
Location: Poshawa, Ontario
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Sitting next to a hot girl on a plane - possible. Convincing her to join the Mile High Club with you? Not likely.
Or in the OPs case: Impossible.
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Old 08-27-2014, 01:14 PM
 
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Definitely creepy.
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Old 08-27-2014, 01:26 PM
 
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After many years of air travel, I have come to the theory that is is impossible to sit next to a non-companion hot girl on an airplane with a conventional boarding system. Southwest's system is an EXCEPTION, not the rule.

You may see her at security, you probably will see her at the gate and you will definitely see her board the plane.

She WILL sit in proximity to you, although NOT next to you. Your seat and hers are asymptotes, they can get very close, but will never touch.

Instead, you will end up with someone who looks like they shop for home goods at Sear's at 9:00am on a Tuesday.

Likewise, the Idiot law states that the individual you see outside the airport or in security, or in any place with no direct corrolation to your airline or flight, that you irrationally hate on first sight WILL be on your flight. But you won't sit next to him.
I just wasted 15 seconds of my life.
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Old 08-27-2014, 01:27 PM
 
Location: Colorado
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She WILL sit in proximity to you, although NOT next to you. Your seat and hers are asymptotes, they can get very close, but will never touch.
Have you considered that these 'hot girls' may be REQUESTING to not be seated next to you, even paying extra to get a different seat/flight if needed?
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