Dumb laws #4 (husband, movie, people, women)

[marcus903]

This is the fourth thread regarding dumb laws that were passed or even enforced.

NOTE: The laws mentioned in this thread may not have been enforced or even passed.

Louisiana

“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.

The lawmakers of this state must be really overprotective over excessive injuries and deaths happening in their area.

Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.

Here's a simple question: Why in the world would alligators be in the city in the first place?

One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

So the golden rule is: Don't make promises you can't keep!

No person may predict another’s future in Port Allen.

What the hell is an another?

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.

Don't make love with a cow otherwise you land up in jail.

Vermont

It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

The lawmakers of this state must be full of Christians as you can't even claim that God doesn't exist in this state.

Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

I guess women who has strict or overprotective husbands would find it illegal to wear false teeth in the first place.

Wyoming

Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.

How can you fish with a firearm?

You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

Lol to the Wut?

Oregon

Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

Dad, I need you to slow down everytime oyu see a pedestrain standing pass your direction. If you don't, I'm going to have to call the police.

One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,”

How about: One may not bathe while wearing any clothes at all?

It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays in Eugene.

So this is why I couldn't see Scream 4 on that one Sunday.

Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

And this is needed... why?

New York

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

So women can go outside with their breasts showing while not in a businesss?

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Wtf?

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

Does this include wearing slippers in your own house?

People may not slurp their soup in Ocean City.

Don't slurp your soup, eat your soup!