In a crime too dumb to make a clever joke about it, a 19-year-old man named Bud Weisser allegedly broke into the Budweiser Brewery Thursday in St. Louis, Fox 2 Illinois reports. According to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Weisser got into a car crash shortly before 7pm local time then ditched the car and reportedly climbed into a secure area of the brewery.
Cops: Bud Weisser Breaks Into Budweiser Brewery