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I may be the odd man out, but I have zero interest in watching this season. And I'm saying that as a general fan of Survivor who has watched since Palau. I could maybe deal with Rob again, but I cannot deal with Russell being back on the show. His attitude gets on my nerves. I refuse to watch this season.
I like to be creative. If they are going to put Russhole back on the show, it's my chance to:
1) Hope he goes down in week 1 with a pulled hammie. Or a fer-de-lance bite.
2) Reprise my Russhole imitation for the general amusement of the Coliseum faithful gathered here.
3) If I can't get 1), hope get gets to the final and once again loses decisively, so I can watch him sulk through his third straight finale. Hat trick sulk-a-thons FTW!
I like to be creative. If they are going to put Russhole back on the show, it's my chance to:
1) Hope he goes down in week 1 with a pulled hammie. Or a fer-de-lance bite.
2) Reprise my Russhole imitation for the general amusement of the Coliseum faithful gathered here.
3) If I can't get 1), hope get gets to the final and once again loses decisively, so I can watch him sulk through his third straight finale. Hat trick sulk-a-thons FTW!
"Ah'm not sure why y'all lahkta hear some Yankee makin' fun'a me so much. Good thing he ain't no young gal in Norleens, or Ima knock him flat. Ah'm Russhole Hantz, best player ever in the history of all them reality shows, not no snotnosed rookie who ain't never ate no varmints or woke up'ta fahnd his far doused bah four feet'a rain last naht. Ah looked over these pretty boys an' girls and reckoned not'ta get mah tooth fixed, makes 'em misunderestimate me. Ah'sume they never watched none of the shows before this or they wouldn't even sahn on, just mail Burnett a postcard sayin' 'Ima vote for Russhole--no need for all that livin' in the jungle pain an' sufferin', Ah concede, just give him the money, he's entahtled.' But if Ah hafta, Ima go out an' play with mah cute little puppets again, 'cause Ah done become somewhat of a media ho. Beats workin' in the awl bidness."
"Ah'm not sure why y'all lahkta hear some Yankee makin' fun'a me so much. Good thing he ain't no young gal in Norleens, or Ima knock him flat. Ah'm Russhole Hantz, best player ever in the history of all them reality shows, not no snotnosed rookie who ain't never ate no varmints or woke up'ta fahnd his far doused bah four feet'a rain last naht. Ah looked over these pretty boys an' girls and reckoned not'ta get mah tooth fixed, makes 'em misunderestimate me. Ah'sume they never watched none of the shows before this or they wouldn't even sahn on, just mail Burnett a postcard sayin' 'Ima vote for Russhole--no need for all that livin' in the jungle pain an' sufferin', Ah concede, just give him the money, he's entahtled.' But if Ah hafta, Ima go out an' play with mah cute little puppets again, 'cause Ah done become somewhat of a media ho. Beats workin' in the awl bidness."
"Ah'm not sure why y'all lahkta hear some Yankee makin' fun'a me so much. Good thing he ain't no young gal in Norleens, or Ima knock him flat. Ah'm Russhole Hantz, best player ever in the history of all them reality shows, not no snotnosed rookie who ain't never ate no varmints or woke up'ta fahnd his far doused bah four feet'a rain last naht. Ah looked over these pretty boys an' girls and reckoned not'ta get mah tooth fixed, makes 'em misunderestimate me. Ah'sume they never watched none of the shows before this or they wouldn't even sahn on, just mail Burnett a postcard sayin' 'Ima vote for Russhole--no need for all that livin' in the jungle pain an' sufferin', Ah concede, just give him the money, he's entahtled.' But if Ah hafta, Ima go out an' play with mah cute little puppets again, 'cause Ah done become somewhat of a media ho. Beats workin' in the awl bidness."
Oh don't do this to me. LMAO!! You're making it hard to stick by my decision. Every season since I've started watching...every season...there has been someone that has gotten on my nerves a bit, but no one ever came close to doing that the way Russell does. Even Coach I can tolerate, and I didn't like him a whole lot. Rob's even a piece of cake. I guess I just have a personal issue with people who are arrogant, thinking they are better than others. Makes me want to reach through the TV and slap them silly. That's how Russell comes across to me, thinking he controls everything on the show. Maybe other people have been a bit arrogant, too, but somehow Russell takes it too far. I know, I know...the show needs to have a villain. I get that. But it's all about ratings, and I really think the show has lost some of what it used to have. Sorry. It's just my opinion, and I respect that others don't agree with me. That's cool.
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