Real Housewives of NYC (Lost, series, shows, happened)
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For being a former Countess, LuAnne sure hangs out with some seedy people. I was waiting for the music producer to say, "dynamite, solid baby, and oh yeah give it to poppa". He probably kept his sunglasses on to hide his seriously dialated eyes...yeah, he had to have been on drugs to say all that praise and not vomit in his own mouth.
And seedy boyfriend, eww, did you see his coke mouth? Come on...like no one would notice him speaking out of the side of his mouth and acting like he had cotton balls in it.
Hanging out with that crowd, LuAnne is seriously only one step away from white trash. No wonder the Count traded her in for newer model.
For being a former Countess, LuAnne sure hangs out with some seedy people. I was waiting for the music producer to say, "dynamite, solid baby, and oh yeah give it to poppa". He probably kept his sunglasses on to hide his seriously dialated eyes...yeah, he had to have been on drugs to say all that praise and not vomit in his own mouth.
And seedy boyfriend, eww, did you see his coke mouth? Come on...like no one would notice him speaking out of the side of his mouth and acting like he had cotton balls in it.
Hanging out with that crowd, LuAnne is seriously only one step away from white trash. No wonder the Count traded her in for newer model.
OK, please explain "coke mouth." As in Coca-Cola or the other stuff? because my husband, who only watched for a minute, said that the guy was touching his nose too much and he looked like he might be a coke head.
And another things what is up with all these housewives acting as is they dont watch tv? I mean if you truly never watch tv why join a tv show? How do you know whether or not the show or franchise is worth joining?
Sexpot claimed she has never heard of Lisa Simpson and Andy had to let her know its only been on for 28 years lmao.....according to her she only started to watch the housewives this season not the 1st two....smh
OK, please explain "coke mouth." As in Coca-Cola or the other stuff? because my husband, who only watched for a minute, said that the guy was touching his nose too much and he looked like he might be a coke head.
It's the other stuff. If you ever notice someone who's mouth only rises on one side, licks their lips often and seems to be acting like they're chewing on a cotton ball...well then you've spotted the coke mouth.
It's the other stuff. If you ever notice someone who's mouth only rises on one side, licks their lips often and seems to be acting like they're chewing on a cotton ball...well then you've spotted the coke mouth.
I'm going to have to watch the rerun now! Funny my husband had picked up on that immediately. I just thought the guy was kind of gross.
And THANK GOD FOR TIVO!!! I was able to fast forward through that god awful IAMSTILLACOUNTESSDAMMIT'S recording session with that freakazoid blond mohawk guy smooching her hiney every second he could ... seriously? Was he really into it that much, or just inflating her ego to get at least a recordable song out of popeye the sailor? I also FF'd through the smooching the gay guy stuff. Seriously, Mr. gimme some sloppy sugar is lighter in the loafers than Simon!!!
Argh! money can't buy you class! argh!!!!
Ahoy there dahling!
Bethandthecity was AMAZING!!! Seriously, as duhmona would say, "kadooz" to her, "she's like white rice".
And KellyHIEEEEE ... oh my feathery god! This woman is as shallow as shallow can be. She's an unemotional unfeeling nitwit. Boy, that Bensimon must have raked her over the coals, or she agreed to give him her emotional capabilities. She hurls insults to Bethandthecity about how she's not a chef, she's a cook and then she can't back the poop coming out of her mouth UP! And then ... oy! She doesn't understand that making lemonade out of lemons is a GOOD THING! She meant "making a mountain out of a molehill", but she probably thinks a molehill has something to do with Cindy Crawford. Wow, I felt like Fangface was an incompetent arguer last week? The only thing wrong with Fangface is that her timing is screwy ... KellyHIEEEE is just plain screwy!
And den dere's Duhmona!!! Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Drunk Duhmona is not a pretty Duhmona. And did you notice how she struck these stripper poses all over the boat? I have to say, I thought her swimming with a noodle was cute as pie though AHMMMMMMMMMMM gggonnnnnnnna shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooot 'er down! I'm jus gonna shhhhhhhhhhoot 'er down! CLASSIC Duhmona!!!
And ok ... folks ... how many of you agree that sexpot sonja wanted a little Kelly HIEEEEE action??? Anyone? Anyone???? And did any of you see that cod lip from her profile ... euwwwww!!!
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And ok ... folks ... how many of you agree that sexpot sonja wanted a little Kelly HIEEEEE action??? Anyone? Anyone???? And did any of you see that cod lip from her profile ... euwwwww!!!
I think Sexpot Sonja was feeling a little frisky, and was stuck babysitting Kelly. She probably would have scored a one night stand, if she wasn't stuck with dingbat. I didn't get the reference to "It smells like cat pee in here..." Did anyone get it?
1. I found another use for my remote! FF when LuAnn started singing.... OMG that was a shock. My dog has more tone and range.
The Countess took her identity from her ex-husband. Now she's slip-sliding. Her post-divorce choice in men is questionable at best.
2. Kelly is vapid.
But, how really nice to have a show without Jill. I mean, really, REALLY nice.
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AHMMMMMMMMMMM gggonnnnnnnna shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooot 'er down! I'm jus gonna shhhhhhhhhhoot 'er down! CLASSIC Duhmona!!!
