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Old 03-21-2008, 10:59 PM
 
Location: Boise, ID
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Default Favorite Seinfeld one-liners...

Seinfeld was full of great one-liners. What are your favorites? I think mine would have to be:

Jerry to George:
"You're not artistic and you have no integrity!"

Jerry:
"Three years is a long time to be married."

Elaine (I hope I get this one right):
"She's not sick. She just thinks she's sick because I coughed on her doorknob, put her stapler in my armpit and rubbed her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a wacko."
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:15 PM
 
Location: The Netherlands
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Mine would be:
Jerry: "I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:25 PM
 
Location: Lake Forest, CA
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Elaine thinking to herself about inviting her date to stay over, "Is he sponge worthy?"

Kramer to George, after George tells the story of pulling a golf ball out of a beached whale's blow hold while faking to be a marine biologist, "Was it a Titleist?"
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:07 AM
 
Location: Sweden
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"It´s like a sauna in here."-Kramer in the sauna.
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Old 03-22-2008, 06:32 AM
 
Location: Turn Left at Greenland
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Elaine (pointing her finger in the air with each word): Fake Fake Fake Fake Fake.
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Old 03-22-2008, 09:06 AM
 
Location: Arlington Virginia
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Jerry: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."
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Old 03-22-2008, 10:28 AM
 
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And the line after the fake fake fake line (and I use it often):

"Because I'm gooooooooooooooooooooooood"
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Old 03-22-2008, 11:05 PM
 
Location: Boise, ID
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Originally Posted by Tricky D View Post
Mine would be:
Jerry: "I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Also in that episode, Jerry:
"I've been outed! I was never even in!"

I also like when Kramer enters the bathroom while Jerry is showering. Jerry says: "No! Get out! I don't wanna live like this!"
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:18 AM
 
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Talking Jerry and Mr. Spock

Originally Posted by Niners fan
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Also in that episode, Jerry:
"I've been outed! I was never even in!"
I guess I am too much a Vulcan to enjoy this line, because you can't be outed if you ain't in.
Jerry’s logic here is flawed, so less funny imo.
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Old 03-23-2008, 06:58 AM
 
Location: Maine
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"...yada-yada-yada."

George's dad: "Serenity NOW!"

Jerry: "Hellllo...Newman."

George: "George is gettin' upset!"

George: "Hey, I won a contest."

Kramer: "My boys need a house."

Jerry: "Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country??"

Bubble Boy: "MOORS!!"
George: "MOOPS!!"

George: "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli..."
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