best line from "the Simpsons"? (quotes, character, episode)

[NW4me]

My favorite is,

Sideshow Bob: "Bart, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books!"
(from the classic 'Krusty Goes To Jail' episode)

And here are 100 others to choose from:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzma...impsons-quotes

[elhelmete]

Homer: "Everyone is stupid except me"

[Eman Resu VIII]

Not from a major character, but this one gets me every time:

https://comb.io/sVDKTu

[maf763]

Originally Posted by Eman Resu VIII

Not from a major character, but this one gets me every time:

https://comb.io/sVDKTu

"I've been called a greasy thug and it never stops hurting"
Homer Simpson

[sparkypeanut]

Bart: "This is the worst day of my life!"
Homer: "This is the worst day of your life so far."

[thecoalman]

"mmmm...pork products."

[Farmer Larry]

Apu " thank you very much, now get the he!! out of my store"


Close second Bart "I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you cant prove anything"

[NYTom]

Homer's boss over for dinner and Bart saying grace:

"Dear God, we paid for this food ourselves, so thanks for nothing!"


Homer: Dohhh...

[jay5835]

Dr. Nick Riviera: "I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, combined with assal horizontology," from "King-Size Homer," in which Homer eats his way to 300 pounds so he can go on disability.

[maf763]

"All my life I've been an obese man trapped in a fat man's body."