What were your favorite lines from a tv show or cartoon? (Homer, 70's)

[Lucky Lady123]

"Here I Come To Save The Day" - Mighty Mouse

[Mooseketeer]

Mutley's laugh


I have a cunning plan - Baldrick in Black Adder

I didn't do it , it was like that when I found it, you can't prove anything - Bart- Simpsons

"Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.”" Bart


" There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us. Thing is, this ain't no either-or proposition. We're talking about dialectics, the good and the bad merging into us. You can run but you can't hide. My experience? Face the darkness. Stare it down. Own it. As brother Nietzsche said, being human is a complicated gig. So give that ol' dark night of the soul a hug. Howl the eternal yes! " Chris Stevens - Northern Exposure

"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday." - Eeyore - Winnie the Pooh

"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh. Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time." Eeyore

"This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces". Danger Mouse

BLACKADDER: Yes, and your definition of "dog" is...?
BALDRICK: "Not a cat." Blackadder






SAMUEL JOHNSON: This book, sir, contains every word in our English language.
BLACKADDER: Every single one, sir?
SAMUEL JOHNSON: Every single one, sir.
BLACKADDER: Oh. Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic... contrafibulations.
BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.



THE DEVIL: If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not. Brimstone





MIKE: Ed, Lewis and Clark had a journal. You, my friend, have a diary. " Ed "




TIM: Real men don't use instructions, Son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion of how to put this together. "Home Improvement"


FRANK: I didn't come here to be liked.
RADAR: You certainly came to the right place. M.A.S.H


POTTER: By the way, what war is this?
HAWKEYE: The latest war to end all wars. M.A.S.H



CHRIS: It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself! - Northern Exposure


FOWLER: I once possessed a whoopie cushion. I never deployed it, of course, but the capacity was there. "The Thin Blue Line"


AUDREY: I don't believe in all this sex equality. I mean, what was wrong with women being the dominant partners? "To The Manor Born"


MULDER: Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you. X-Files

[clutternize]

Reps for the Mighty Mouse quote!

[whatnow]

"The problem with Karate is that it's based on the assumption that the other guy will fight fair." - Jim Rockford, The Rockford Files

[Lucky Lady123]

"Up In The Sky It's A Bird, It's A Plane It's Superman!"

"Boss, The Plane The Plane." Who can forget Tatoo in Fantasy Island.

[TullyApplebottom]

Originally Posted by Mooseketeer

BLACKADDER: Yes, and your definition of "dog" is...?
BALDRICK: "Not a cat." Blackadder


SAMUEL JOHNSON: This book, sir, contains every word in our English language.
BLACKADDER: Every single one, sir?
SAMUEL JOHNSON: Every single one, sir.
BLACKADDER: Oh. Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic... contrafibulations.
BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.

Yay, Blackadder! I just love the third Edmund. Great quotes, those are two of my very favorites from that series, too.

[turnerfamily]

"at least a broken clock is right twice a day"

[missncr]

"Nip it in the bud!" ~ Barney Fife

[missncr]

"Just what can you do with a grown woman?" ~ Opie Taylor

[Mark S.]

"Missed it by that much."

"Would you believe...?"

"Sorry about that, Chief."