DONKEYS!!!!!
I would have posted last night after the show but I had an adult beverage and was just too tired to stay up ... but MAN! What a show!!!!!
First of all, the new intro. I LOVED it!!! The circus theme is so very appropriate! I know you donkeys didn't miss this - how could you! But, did you see the "Half Man - Half Donkey"??? I trust you stewpid cows didn't miss that!
We now have a new word as well. Did you guys hear GR call Lovely "Dumbo"? I thought I was gonna bust my gut laughing!
I am so glad they got rid of the "Runaway Bride" those eyes were just scary!!! My husband said she looked like a schizophrenic. Why would she keep throwing away all that pasta?
I was thinking Lovely and Lacy were long lost twins with that long ass break she took!
I was happy to see Robert back in the kitchen, but was hoping maybe they'd surprose us and bring Ji back too. Robert wasn't my favorite last season - in fact I was wishing he'd be sent home, but not for health reasons. I truly thought he'd cook circles around the new batch of morons they have, but sadly, that wasn't the case. He doesn't appear to have lost any weight. I hope he doesn't have anymore problems with his heart.
I didn't like that Suzanne girl as soon as I saw her. From the get-go she seemed to have a p-iss poor attitude. When her signature dish (undercooked risotto
) went up against the guy's dish and GR dissed her dish and spit it out (I love that move, by the way
) she copped a 'tude real quick. I could see she is a real beyotch in real life, so I expect she's not going to be making any friends on ths show. Her sh*tty attitude shows on her ugly little face.
That Van guy!
I'm not wild about that "good 'ol boy" kitsch, but I thought he at least had a positive attitude and a good disposition - until he went postal on JP. What the hell??? JP should have opened up a can of good old fashioned Belgium whoopass on that stewpid country bumpkin! But my man JP is too suave, elegant, debonaire, and sophisticated to do that, and that's cool. JP is a class act!
What's up with the little nerdy guy! A lot of you call him Rick Moranis - and I agree. However, I thought he also brought a "Peewee Herman-ish" quality to the show.
Tennille. Hmmm. Whoopi Goldberg for sure. I can't understand how she kept screwing up the shrimp at every table. I'm no shrimp cook, but I'm thinking if you're gonna sign up to be on a cooking show, you might want to at least have some idea about how to cook.
So glad Louie is gone. Diner food? Seriously - you come on this show and serve GR nasty, fat-filled, calorie-laden, goopy, greasy, yucky, DINER FOOD??? Helllllooooooooo dumbass!!!!!
Plus, he was seriously lost in the kitchen.
The rest of the bunch don't really stand out to me, but I do like the bald guy and the guy whose signature dish went up against Suzanne's undercooked risotto (can't remember his name - he wears a hat).
Okay, now for the piece de resistance ....... Joseph!
Aye yay yay and Oy Vey!!! Where do they get these people!!!
That guy SERIOUSLY needs someone to bust a cap in his ass! He is an angry little fellow, and that's too bad. He is very nice looking. Like a cross between Tom Cruise, Christian Bale, and Harry Connick, Jr. But that ugly attitude and the way he disrespects and treats the others, and in partcular, GR - it just takes away from any good looks he might have. The guy is a complete a**hole with a capital A.
I didn't notice, but can Joseph even cook? I mean, his outrageous, bombastic behavior overshadowed anything he might have done. All I noticed about the guy was was a major d-ickhead he was. What kind of a moron goes on a show and picks a fight with the host of that show - the one person who has the power to make or break your career?
It was just so 'out there'!!!
I can't wait until next week. At least I have So You Think You Can Dance tonight. I'll have to tivo tomorrow night's results show because I'll be in San Francisco visiting my MIL and the rest of the inlaws (oh, joy!
).
I am so glad I have you donkeys to watch HK with!!!
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