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Seriously...why do aliens always have to look so fricking ugly. Like the ones with the big bulging eyes and huge heads and small necks...You think if they could master space travel they could at least be attractive. Or ET...that thing looked like a piece of walking, talking piece of poo.... and scared the crap out of me as a small child.
Why can't they just look like sexy Vulcan women with pointed ears or something, but wearing tight sexy space suits...
Too funny.
If they are superior in intelligence enough to land here,
maybe they are just as extraordinary in the looks department too.
Who says you can't have brains and looks at the same time. Maybe there are no bimbos in space
Maybe planet earth is where they planted all the rejects
in the first place
My reaction if aliens ever landed on earth - true amazement and wonder - then fearful they won't like what
we have done to the planet - if by chance we are related
If extraterrestrials lands in the USA, your reaction would be.....
I would assume their spaceship broke down and would direct them to the nearest Autozone or Radio Shack. Why else would a civilization advanced enough to travel the stars want to bother with a bunch of backwards, hairless monkey's with a penchant towards violence. Collect video footage for their schools... "Kids this is what we used to be like 400,000 years ago, notice how their skulls hold the keys to the universe but they walk around with their hands in their pants."
Location: Sitting on a bar stool. Guinness in hand.
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What if the E.T.'s landing is actually "the rapture" (second coming) and all the hardcore religious fanatics decide it's a trick and try to kill the aliens and it starts the "100 years of war"?
Maybe Jesus don't come wearing a white robe with a crown.
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