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Old 11-04-2011, 08:04 AM
 
Location: Philadelphia Area
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The Real Story Behind Aliens Ufos Demons Illuminati & Satanism - YouTube
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:52 AM
 
Location: Sinking in the Great Salt Lake
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Here's the REAL truth:

The illuminati is not real and has not been for a couple hundred years at least, but there are various opposing forces who would like to be masters of the universe and are attempting to do just that. None of them have anywhere near the power or influence that Alex Jones or Jessie Ventura would like you to think they do, however.

Satanism is for horny outcasts that want to orgy and play evil; otherwise they are poesurs extrordinaire and do a really crappy job at being truly evil.

Demons are not real. Christianity is not true and demons are christian mythology. Instead they aliens pretending to be demons. See below:

Aliens on the other hand are soley and singlehandedy responsible for gathering the most detailed and complete data on rectal cavities in the entire galaxy.

Without this information, several galactic societies may not have developed rectal propulsion systems; the only source of free and renewable energy in the universe. Soon we will be gifted this timeless knowledge and will be able to join our space brothers in sacred communion among the stars. Don't forget to bring your Vicks and noseplugs...

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Old 11-05-2011, 06:00 AM
 
Location: Forests of Maine
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Really? The real story?
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:29 AM
 
Location: Avery Co., NC
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I have a net if somebody can get a tranquilizer gun..............
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Old 11-05-2011, 09:09 AM
 
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Aliens on the other hand are soley and singlehandedy responsible for gathering the most detailed and complete data on rectal cavities in the entire galaxy.

Without this information, several galactic societies may not have developed rectal propulsion systems; the only source of free and renewable energy in the universe. Soon we will be gifted this timeless knowledge and will be able to join our space brothers in sacred communion among the stars. Don't forget to bring your Vicks and noseplugs...
Awesome! I can't wait. (Also, don't forget your towel!)
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