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Old 09-19-2014, 10:57 AM
Location: Somewhere in northern Alabama
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Haven't had as many related laughs since Ernest Colburn's records first came out.

Vermont - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

"Vermont is a small island located in the New England area of the United States. It covers an area of 2 square miles, mainly consisting of dense hardwood forests, spacious pine forests, and forests full of hippies. It is home to over three towns, eight people and several billion cows. It is the whitest state in the U.S. "
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:53 PM
Location: Central Maine
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"and forests full of hippies".....they got that one right......
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Old 09-19-2014, 01:49 PM
Location: Vermont
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haha.. construction!

waited like 30 minutes to go 1 mile the other day... of course when i was late for work. but the new road is so buttery.
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Old 09-20-2014, 01:46 PM
Location: Windham County, VT
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Had never seen the site before, made me wonder if it's kinda' like The Onion-satire, I suppose

Its seasons include almost winter, winter, still winter, mud season, construction and fall; depending on the year, summer may fall on a weekend.
^Not that far from the truth.
This "State Government" is in the city of Montpelier, which would be the smallest capitol city in the US, if not for the fact that Vermont is now independent and that the state is actually run by the Council of Stoners, which is in Brattleboro.
^First I've heard of it-we're used to being pretty much forgotten in the lower half of the state, as the seat of gov't. and concentration of population are up north.

Thanks for the laughs -maybe I'll go share link to page on FB.
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Old 09-20-2014, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by cloven View Post
vermonters are famous for sitting at an intersection for 30 minutes after the light has turned green, just in case a martian, or a new yorker, suddenly materializes in front of them. This often interferes with their favorite pastime, driving around the block, over and over, searching for a pedestrian for whom they can stop.


and this:

Flatlander *******s are easily identifiable from the native mountain folk in several ways including lacking common sense, possessing a general assholish attitude, and driving their Massachusetts, New Jersey or New York-plated vehicles around like an idiot

Sorry, I just drive way too much. I'm sure you know that by now lol
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