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Originally Posted by dcsfanatic
Tell that to the knucklehead bloggers on whyihatedc
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The knucklehead bloggers on whyihatedc would offer a point by point takedown of the entire exercise in absurdity this article represents.
Since I happen to hate that magazine, I'll do it myself just to play devil's advocate.
1. Wow, the sky. How awesome. I mean, the antiquated and idiotic height restrictions drive up the cost of housing and office space, plus they're responsible for the dearth of street level retail all over the city, but hey, isn't that the Big Dipper? How cool!
2. Ooooh, why stop with calling them "the Obamas"? Aren't we supposed to all pretend that Barack and Michelle are our friends? I guess I'm not hopeychangey enough, but all they do for me is tie up traffic. He's a salaried government employee just like my other neighbors, except he lives in public housing.
From the article:"
Time to celebrate a birthday? Take a cue from Michelle and head to Equinox, where the Obamas celebrated her birthday with friends including Valerie Jarrett. Want a piece of Americana Washington style? Grab a half-smoke and a sweet tea at Ben’s Chili Bowl, just as Barack did when he dropped by before his inauguration."
That paragraph made me throw up a little in my mouth. I'm going to stop reading and just address the bullet points.
3. I've spent more time in independent bookstores in cities like Philly and Denver than I've spent in the Library of Congress.
4. You can do it better in the Navy.
6. Women have real choices in a lot of places. It's not 1956 in the rest of the USA, nor is it Saudi Arabia.
8. More like forced to be here. If they were handing out gazillion dollar federal contracts for little or no work in San Diego, we'd all be better off.
9. No they aren't. Even so, who cares?
10. My kids only speak one, but I'm hopeful they'll learn others. Nevertheless, I'm not convinced it's such a utoptian benefit that my school district needs 19 translators.
12. Speak for yourself. The backdrop to my life is the dashboard of a Hyundai and a cubicle wall.
14. So do people who live in Maui. And Key West. And Aspen. And 6,000 other places. The main difference is most people don't want to stick around after they're done staring up at Lincoln's crotch.
16. You mean, the city is a magnet for borderline anti-social dorks from all over the world who can barely dress themselves?
18. No they aren't, unless you want to be prosylethized or berated.
20. Or perhaps we're halfway done with ruining it. That's why the rest of the country hates us. They put the government here, and we're doing it wrong.
22. Too trite for me to summon the will for a response.
24. True. And done by the time 4th grade field trip season was finished. It doesn't make up for the fact that my kid's teacher is illiterate.
25. No we aren't, and that's the smug attitute that incites probably 90% of the violence in this town.
26. This one convinced me the whole article was a parody. I could meet Keris Strug at a party! Hilarious. I'll await my invite to that one.