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Originally Posted by allforcats
The tableware sounds so cute!!
"Lemon".... we're getting into regional cultural references of which I am unaware. Does it come in a baggie?  |
Nah. You start it up and drive it off the lot, and the next day you hear that bonkbonkbonk sound of a dying trannie (and I don't mean the Neighbours kind; Columbia Drive is Tri-Cities' North Aurora without the strip joints).
You drive your beater back to the dealer the next day, but unfortunately Arturo's Discount Autos has closed up shop and is now Joe's Blue Bridge Motors. Only discernible difference is that they no longer advertise the ability to
envio dineros a México. Fortunately, it's a slow news day in Tri-Cities (a description that applies to any day on which a dead body doesn't turn up), so you get on the news to unleash your lament.
When you do, KNDU botches the audio, so that your disembodied head tells the story on live TV in a way only lip readers will understand. Then they cut over to a more important story: a new chain restaurant is coming to town, and the Crapu-Weather forecast is for clear skies and more of the same weather (as on 299 other days of the year).
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