My world tour of City-Data would look like the following:
Melbourne: Bribing some nice chick into asking jg out under the project #girlfriends4jg
Renmark: I'd enrage Beerman to the point he completely lost it by outranting him on leftist gubbermunts while sober. Lucky I brought a nice car so to drive away from Beerman's complete fury who himself fell asleep at the wheel
NYnavut: Dogsledding with Warszawa. Preferrably in March
Western Massachussetts: Deep political philosophy talks. Tremendous. Believe me.
South Florida: Although not elitist enough to meet AJ, I'll be lucky enough to fight a street brawl together with alex and beat any mother****er who tries to beat us up.
Leeds: Make-believing I'm an elitist because I hung out with the great dunno for a weekend
Welsh Mountains: I'll visit razza in his secret cabin in the Welsh high alps where he commands his reptilian assault for a New World Order based out of Wrexham, hell yeah
Castlederp: A pilgrimage to Owen's Hill will follow as myself and razza lay out our plans to conquer the world! We will scale muslim12's fencing and reach the top. Alex will join us and we'll duke it out in a snowball fight.
Umeå: Meeting Baba's adorable dog
Baba's too busy flipping burgers anyways!
Turku: Nah sorry, I forgot Ariete doesn't do Assburgers
Nice: Strenghtening diplomatic relations with Rozenn so he never pushes the wrong button by accident
Hopefully not leaking any classified material...
Malta: Just to come and bless Galah's house
Altea: Only if myself, razza and Alex will be allowed to meet the world-famous prankster Gareth! If not, Altea is flyover country. It'd take a damn good new Seat car in present to consider otherwise
Does it look like a nice plan folks?