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Went for a run at lunch. As I was navigating the country roads towards the end of my run, I saw an enormous pile of cow crap in front me. Instead of stepping 2 feet to my left and avoiding it, I decided to be clever and jump over it. Unfortunately as I'd already ran 8 miles, my legs didn't quite get the message to jump and I proceeded to land in the middle of said crap, and slip backwards straight onto my arse, creating a wonderful covering of cow crap from my arse to my shoulders. My mate found it hilarious, I found it disgusting. I feel like I can still smell it!
LOL my mums Audi broke down and so we took it back to get fixed and then when she was returning the BMW she drove out of the place to go home and it broke down in the middle of the road again. LOL think it's time for a new car. The funny thing is that it is an Audi A4 not an old jumped up peace of crap.
My Ferrari broke down this morning so have been having to drive the Porche, but would you believe it that got a flat tyre this evening, you really couldn't make it up...
I spilled curry and coffee all over the interior of my new Aston Martin, while avoiding a cowpat in the road.
Now I'll have to take this car to the wreckers and buy a new one. Probably a Rolls Royce.
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