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I was at a wedding where the bridesmaid, as she is walking across the dance floor..with the back of her body in full view of the bridal party and the grooms father, lifted up her skirt and unknowingly shook her NAKED behind at them........wait.........this sounds familiar.........oh, that was me
Ok, I'll tell one on myself, which could also go into the most embarrassing thread.
I was the best man at my brothers second wedding, (I was at his first wedding too...shows you how limited my brother is on best man selections, huh?). After the glorious ceremony had ended, and well into the reception, it was time for the toast. I toasted my brother and his new bride and it was beautiful...talked of love for my brother, having his new bride as not only a sister-in-law, but a part of the family, wishing them years of happiness, yada, yada, bing crosby. I even got a little misty eyed, quiver-lipped, and choked up while orating this speech to my brother and his newly wedded wife. Well, the new brides sister was in the restroom during my academy award winning performance of the toast and asked me if I would be so kind as to toast them again so that she could capture this on video. Why of course I could and repeated, (what one could consider), a standing ovation performance with the exception of one eensy weeny little mistake...I toasted to Freddy and Linda, instead of Freddy and Diane...Linda would be his first bride. Yep, pretty proud of that moment. Talk about a name-dropper...I'm fairly certain that more than one person choked on their beverage, but all eyes were on me I love being the center of attention
LOL, here ya go....AGAIN...I just pee'd in my pants ...laughing......thank's a lot....ROTFL.... you are a trip....
I thought, my wedding was a bit unusual and funny...huh.
I mean, I wanted a low key one, since this was my second time around...but, had NO CLUE on HOW low key it would be.
Hubby and I were dating, he calls me, asking me what we had planned for the following tuesday?
Nothing....
He calls me back, telling me that his buddy (a magistrate) came into the bar (My hubby is a bartender) and he was available to do the "wedding thing"...lol.
It comes better...
We made it there, went into a humongous room, followed by the magistrate. We stood there, and he started the ceremony....looking...skipping parts....."We are gathered here..." okay we can skip that.....and ok, that.....and, oh, " if anybody has an objection...yada, yada, yada.....looking around, no one there...ok.."anouncing you husband and wife, and you may kiss the bride".
GREAT! No witnesses......10 minutes FLAT!!!! LOL
Went to the Radisson in Scranton/ PA, had a meal, downed a bottle of wine...and called our families....lol
We did, however, have a "pre- honeymoon" months EARLIER in Maui/ Hawaii.
I guess, we love to do things backwards...huh.
Oh..before I forget...I got engaged on the PA turnpike......LOL!!!!
Romantic as hell....LOL!!!!!
When my husband's sister got married, my Father-in-law who is a very large man, was walking her down the aisle and his pants fell clear to the floor. (seems he forgot his suspenders.)
My husband was cracking up and ran to help him get the pants up and while doing that, stepped on his sister's veil and tore it off her head.
The whole church was a rocking and a rolling let me tell you. That was the funniest wedding I ever attended.
When my husband's sister got married, my Father-in-law who is a very large man, was walking her down the aisle and his pants fell clear to the floor. (seems he forgot his suspenders.)
My husband was cracking up and ran to help him get the pants up and while doing that, stepped on his sister's veil and tore it off her head.
The whole church was a rocking and a rolling let me tell you. That was the funniest wedding I ever attended.
lol sounds like something you seee on americas funniest videos
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