West Virginia Jokes (Man: houses, condo, rent)

[Janipoo]

Okay, remember it is in all good fun.


What do you call a West Virginia virgin?









A girl that can out run her brother

[David Kennedy]

These jokes will not be nice....

[Janipoo]

I've had to put up with blonde jokes all my life and I have never gotten offended. If I didn't understand them I just laughed along like I did Hehe

[Lone Star Rebel]

This cannot be a good thing...

[Janipoo]

Man.......my reps are melting...........

[Lone Star Rebel]

What? What exactly do those mean anyway?

[Janipoo]

Originally Posted by Lone Star Rebel

What? What exactly do those mean anyway?

They are when someone likes your post and they can post a positive rep for you. So the more you have the better. More is always better. I have never gotten a negative so I don't know how that works, I would imagine just take 1away.

[mtneeratheart]

lol this should be interesting.....I'll just rattle off a few I've been bombarded with

What do you call 32 women in West Virginia....
A FULL SET OF TEETH

What do a tornado and a divorce in West Virginia have in common??...
SOMEONE ALWAYS LOSES A TRAILER

Why aren't there drive by shootings in West Virginia??...
BECAUSE THE CARS ARE ON BLOCKS AND THE HOUSES ARE ON WHEELS

But seriously now I get annoyed when people from VIRGINIA where I currently live knock WV, I always tell them they need to leave their Northern Virginia (NoVA as they call it) bubble and realize there are some mega back woods hicks in their state as well.

[harborlady]

Virginia mountains redneck told me this one-- how can you tell a virginia redneck?





they're hanging their monkey patched condoms on the clothes line

[harborlady]

but one of my alltime favorites, which involves no state...
what did the doe say when she came out of the woods?







GAWD I'll never do THAT for 3 bucks again!