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Old 01-31-2008, 05:53 PM
 
Location: Falling Waters, WV
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Talking West Virginia Jokes

Okay, remember it is in all good fun.


What do you call a West Virginia virgin?









A girl that can out run her brother
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Old 01-31-2008, 05:56 PM
 
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These jokes will not be nice....
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Old 01-31-2008, 05:59 PM
 
Location: Falling Waters, WV
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I've had to put up with blonde jokes all my life and I have never gotten offended. If I didn't understand them I just laughed along like I did Hehe
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Old 01-31-2008, 06:20 PM
 
Location: West Texas
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This cannot be a good thing...
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Old 01-31-2008, 06:35 PM
 
Location: Falling Waters, WV
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Man.......my reps are melting...........
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Old 01-31-2008, 06:39 PM
 
Location: West Texas
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What? What exactly do those mean anyway?
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Old 01-31-2008, 06:44 PM
 
Location: Falling Waters, WV
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What? What exactly do those mean anyway?
They are when someone likes your post and they can post a positive rep for you. So the more you have the better. More is always better. I have never gotten a negative so I don't know how that works, I would imagine just take 1away.
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Old 01-31-2008, 07:04 PM
 
Location: Arlington, VA
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lol this should be interesting.....I'll just rattle off a few I've been bombarded with

What do you call 32 women in West Virginia....
A FULL SET OF TEETH

What do a tornado and a divorce in West Virginia have in common??...
SOMEONE ALWAYS LOSES A TRAILER

Why aren't there drive by shootings in West Virginia??...
BECAUSE THE CARS ARE ON BLOCKS AND THE HOUSES ARE ON WHEELS

But seriously now I get annoyed when people from VIRGINIA where I currently live knock WV, I always tell them they need to leave their Northern Virginia (NoVA as they call it) bubble and realize there are some mega back woods hicks in their state as well.
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Old 01-31-2008, 07:16 PM
 
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Virginia mountains redneck told me this one-- how can you tell a virginia redneck?





they're hanging their monkey patched condoms on the clothes line
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Old 01-31-2008, 07:18 PM
 
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but one of my alltime favorites, which involves no state...
what did the doe say when she came out of the woods?







GAWD I'll never do THAT for 3 bucks again!
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