jokes IN WV (Washington: taxes, money, harbor)

[harborlady]

A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write god a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities recieved the letter to God, USA, they decided to foward it on to the president of the US.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five dollar bill. The president thought this would appear to be alot of money to the little boy.

The little boy was delighted to recieve the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to god which read:

Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington DC, and those A-holes deducted $95 in taxes.

[harborlady]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I just can't figure out how to
get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of tea, and then ......"
He sighed.........
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

[Robhu]

A lady called her her Mom and said "Mom I am so proud of myself. You have one smart daughter".
Mom asked what the daughter had done to make her feel so happy.
"I just finished putting a jigsaw puzzle together and it only took me 6 months".
Mom ask what was so special about that?
Daughter replies, " It says right on the box, 3 to 5 years".

[harborlady]

Wife was talking to her girlfriend;
"I've been trying to lose 280 lbs of unsightly fat, but my husband won't leave me."

[GottaHerdOn]

Originally Posted by harborlady

A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write god a letter requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities recieved the letter to God, USA, they decided to foward it on to the president of the US.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five dollar bill. The president thought this would appear to be alot of money to the little boy.

The little boy was delighted to recieve the $5 and sat down to write a thank-you note to god which read:

Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington DC, and those A-holes deducted $95 in taxes.

Haha......that is a good one!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha

[harborlady]

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'