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[bugyboy420]

What are some scary hillbilly towns in West Virginia? What are these people like because i hear they are very racist and so on..

[David Kennedy]

Thank You Buggy Boy for your inane comment...I called you "Buggy Boy because my late grandmother used that term once in a while...She graduated from college in 1897 and was very fluent in the English language and propriety...Buggy at that time, in the social circles meant CRAZY...and that is how you have come tramping into our forum...

Our Hillbilly towns are not even that but an entire state...The Hillbilly Territory begins at the state line of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Kentucky, Maryland and Virginia.

We are a race unto ourselves and just call ourselves Americans...possibly the last holdout for that Clan.

You are evidently uneducated and certainly show a lack of couth...you would not be welcomed here.

San Francisco or the like would be a pleasant domain...please give it some thought and a try.

Thanks...but no thanks...and remember, elementary school will be back in session Monday...n'est pas?

[Hinton Bound]

Duuurrr-da-durrrr.

Must have had some time to kill between Jerry Springer re-runs and the next bag of Pork Rinds.

[WVUPharm2007]

Yup...giant hilljack hellhole here...best if you just avoid the entire state, friend...go check out Connecticut. They may take you.

[r601020]

Originally Posted by David Kennedy

We are a race unto ourselves and just call ourselves Americans...possibly the last holdout for that Clan.

Cheers.

Remember mountaineers, the humans have smaller brains than the Neanderthal and their communcations are limited to examples like this, that we often interpret as unexpressive utterances, which most likely stem from their genetic evolution as a prey animal. The emmissary report from last month repeats what everyone has said for 10,000 years, and so on, that without our care, they will not survive as a species.

We are reviewing ideas for changing the state "Welcome" signs, to better reflect the friendliness of West Virginia, especially towards the humans, but kids, don't feed them if you take them for pets -- they breed like rats.

[Hinton Bound]

^^ Reps to you! Hilarious!

[WVUPharm2007]

Holy god, that's hilarious.

[David Kennedy]

I expect that poster had something to do with the Southern Living House? of the Year and was afraid to say...anyway, whats a little 'Dweeb-shredding among the natives.

We have never fitted to the 'Norm...and it will take a generation or three of out-breeding to get us to the California or Conneticut level of peace and political correctness.

And we know how that will work...
When Wv is ruined the remainder of the country will have changed its ways back to 'common sense and we will be the guys on the inside looking out...

For years, Oregon tried to keep her identity...lost it to the California Welfare Migration...
Now they are just a northern part of California...when things get tough in California, Oregons population increases in waves...money drain we can be thankful for not having...

and the reverse mentality is healthy..our chief neanderthal, Mr. MoJo has the state with a surplus...banks are in order...crafted election depression has not hurt us to much..
Perhaps their are lessons here...

[x1x]

Originally Posted by bugyboy420

What are some scary hillbilly towns in West Virginia? What are these people like because i hear they are very racist and so on..

There thoose who are hillbillys and thoose who wanta-bee hillbillys, I suggest you stay what you are!! You will neva be a hillbilly, and there are no on the spot training to be one!! either you are or ya ain't!! have i made my self clear?

[corgis]

Originally Posted by x1x

There thoose who are hillbillys and thoose who wanta-bee hillbillys, I suggest you stay what you are!! You will neva be a hillbilly, and there are no on the spot training to be one!! either you are or ya ain't!! have i made my self clear?

What he said!