Tomorrow is my last day and I think I'm going to cry...

[Sagitarrius48]

I haven't had my last day yet, but the weirdest one was told by my son. Apparently a teacher had "had it" and went insane as he went up and down the rows of his class, telling each stunned student as he pointed to him/her: "You will be in jail within 2 years." "You will never get married." "You are going to be a prostitute." You are going to live at home forever." "You will go to college and be successful" and so forth until he was done with every student He then took papers that he apparently had collected during the day and tossed them up in the air and left saying "I am outta here!" And he was never to be seen again!

[duster1979]

Originally Posted by Ohiogirl81

When I was leaving one job (given 90 days to find a new job, so only the owner and I knew I'd been fired), I was the last one out that last night. I spent about an hour walking around the office, inserting my business cards into every nook and cranny I could find. It gave me great pleasure to imagine various people moving furniture or opening cabinet drawers and finding my business cards.

I love this. When I was in junior college back in the 1980s I worked part-time at a local radio station. The program director/morning man was a HUGE Billy Joe Royal fan and would play his records way more than necessary (I should point out that in those days most of the music we played was on 45 RPM records). So my last night at work I took all the Billy Joe Royal records and hid them in various places around the studio. A guy I kept in touch with there told me they were still turning up months after I left.