Do you poop at work? (year, colleague, company, office)

[Tara0815]

Have I yes.. Ive done the going to a differnt floor thing too because the bathroom on other floors just was a cleaner...Ive also worked with people who cant do it or wont and I feel bad for them since there the ones sitting at the desks all afternoon with a tummy ache.. Who wants that cubicles suck enough without being in pain.... Just sayin

[Chatteress]

Originally Posted by hairmetal4ever

I know a lot of people who will go to a different floor to take a s***...in fact, a friend of mine met her husband that way. She was the one going to do her business though, not him...he saw her walking in the hallway and sled "hey, don't you work down on the third floor? What are you doing up here"? There was no reason really for accounting staff to be on his floor...so she made something up.

She says they were married three months before she confessed to the real reason she was up there!!

LOL! Maybe I need to go to a different floor or building to do my business ... Maybe I'll get lucky and meet the man of my dreams

[JSnFla]

the worst part is sitting next to others in a group of stalls whom are all sh*tting. its bad enough to have to hear peoples small talk and gossip all day then to endure hearing and smelling there sh*tting episodes just makes the corporate environment that much more unbearable

[Chatteress]

Originally Posted by JSnFla

the worst part is sitting next to others in a group of stalls whom are all sh*tting. its bad enough to have to hear peoples small talk and gossip all day then to endure hearing and smelling there sh*tting episodes just makes the corporate environment that much more unbearable

I'm sure they don't wanna smell yours either ... At least they aren't trying to hold it all in and being uncomfortable ....

[sas0814]

Last night at my job, some moron tried to take a dump and as expected the sh-t was too enormous for the water pressure so it got stuck, but the person must have panicked and fled the bathroom shuting the door, causing a sh-tty flood throughout 3 floors.
Now the single stall womens bathroom is out of order.
Good Grief!!!!!!!!

[rlrl]

like employees who are sick of taking **** from bosses, perhaps the toilet is sick of taking **** from employees?

[Soda120]

Sometimes pooping at work is unavoidable. I refuse to be uncomfortable, so I'll take a poop, quickly flush, and spray.
Or sometimes I spray while taking a s*&^t.

[JSnFla]

its disgusting but we are all just filthy animals no matter how hard our overactive thinking minds and ego try to convince us otherwise. we can control the cleanup and etiquette surrounding the ordeal which is the important issue but in the end we r just dirty animals trying to cover up the fact that we r just that

[Soda120]

Originally Posted by JSnFla

its disgusting but we are all just filthy animals no matter how hard our overactive thinking minds and ego try to convince us otherwise. we can control the cleanup and etiquette surrounding the ordeal which is the important issue but in the end we r just dirty animals trying to cover up the fact that we r just that

I completely agree with you. We are animals. Our crap stinks. If we don't wash, WE stink.

No need to think more highly of ourselves than necessary. We're made of dirt anyways.

But I'd rather be a two-legged human than a four-legged cutie canine.

[robertpolyglot]

Seriously, people do really give this some thought. Work AIN'T home.

My answer: I used to try to avoid it and made myself uncomfortable in the process.

I've found that it's great to go in the morning in the privacy of your home, and then, presuming your workplace is hygienic, go another time after post-lunch gastrocolic reflex sets in. This way, your afternoon on the job will be productive.