Any funny stories of being strung along and told you have a job, but in the end... you DON'T?? (interviews, employer)

[MSPLove]

I read the "interviews from hell" thread (not technical thread title), and had a good laugh. It's nice to be able to look back on this stuff, that seems so critical at the time it's happening, and LAUGH.
It's good for the soul.

I'm dealing with a runaround from a prospective employer right now. I don't know what's going to happen. In a way, I almost kind of hope they don't get back to me at this point. Tired of it.

Any funny stories?