Your favorite corporate BS term (employment, unemployment benefits, benefits, bill)

[johnycakes]

Originally Posted by gardener34

paradigm
mitigate
team player

I'm a firm believer in paradigm-breaking: outside-the-box thinking.

[mbuszu]

There's a ton of phrases that come to mind... here's just a few:

resource action = laid off = fired
global resourcing = global delivery = outsourcing
dropped the ball = made a big mistake

[nativeDallasite]

"blue sky thinking"
"let's run that one up the flagpole"
"x dovetails nicely with y"
"thought showers" (instead of "brainstorm")

[expgc]

Top of mind
Low hanging fruit
Wrap my mind around it

[vh380]

succession plan
(translation: we want younger and greener so they'll work more and opine less)

[bande1102]

any reference at all to the "pipeline" Egads, I am so sick of hearing about what's in the pipeline, what's heading down the pipeline, etc

[RedNC]

“Our employees are our most valuable assets”, except for the 10% that we let go last week.
We pay a little less, but you can make it up in bonuses if you meet these unachievable goals.

[Racelady88]

In accordance with industry standards. That one just irritates the tar out of me. Where is this industry handbook?

[nebulous1]

"THE BIG PICTURE'
You can't know anything unless you get the big picture, which I guess, is all the details, but it is used by those with a flair for the obvious.

[nebulous1]

"Teamwork"...I agree...has been used ad nauseum.