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Working at one of those kiosks in the mall. "Hello, ma'am...may I clean your glasses for you? No? Well, have a nice day!" "Hello, sir, may I clean your glasses for you? (under your breath) Well, I don't like you, either." "Hello, ma'am, may I clean your......?"