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I have foreplay buddies and just bought a blackberry
Oh my God I just about spit out my drink after reading this ... the "I bought a blackberry recently" right after "I have foreplay buddies" just about made me spit it out in laughter. Like as though having a blackberry recently of all things is just so hip and cool, lmao...
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Because one of the complainers been there for 3 years
The economy sucks right now in case you haven't noticed so it is entirely possible that she could have been searching unfruitfully for work within the past 3 years.
Because one of the complainers been there for 3 years
That doesn't mean anything. I've been at jobs for 3-5 years and then began looking for a new one. And if I was, I sure wouldn't tell a brown nosing busybody co-worker about it.
I can add you to the list if you are willing to walk on my back when you come to philly.
Be careful what you wish for. Back-walkers wearing 6" spiked stilettos can do severe damage. "Oh I went too far and walked on your head? Oops, that was your ear the spike went into? Hello? Hello? Oops... "
Philadelphia Daily Snooze headline: "'Big Sol' Pierced by Stiletto Heel". Local hermit "Big Sol" was found comatose early this morning after police gained entry to his basement apartment after his coworkers reported him missing from his job for a week. A woman's stiletto heeled shoe with a spike measuring approximately six inches was found lodged into his ear and, according to hospital officials, penetrated his brain.
Emergency surgery resulted in the easy removal of the shoe and Big Sol is expected to make a full recovery with only some of his faculties probably affected. A neurologist who preferred not to be identified said that the portion of the brain likely to be affected would be that which controls libido. As he chuckled behind his face mask he added, "From what we know about Big Sol we might see a better man resulting from this most unfortunate incident, and one without the odd proclivities he's apparently evidenced throughout his adult life."
No arrests have been made thus far but a police source who preferred not to be identified said, "Looks as though this might have been one of those sex things which went wrong." The source went on to add that a search of Big Sol's computer indicated that he was a regular contributor to fetish-related websites and frequently suggested to women on other unrelated websites that they "come to Philly" to "walk on my back." His mother and his brother who were both contacted to ask if they cared to contribute to this news item declined comment. The brother waved his arms in the air before retreating back into his home and the mother said she was just too busy to make any comment at all.
His all-female coworkers at ILLDHOYYA (The Institute of Lower Learning for Disenfranchised and Habitual Offender Youths and Young Adults) were unanimous in preferring not to comment 'on the record' on their coworker's situation, simply describing him as a bit weird/creepy/brown-noser/big/heavy/unmarried/peculiar, etc. One went so far as to describe him as, 'You know, one of those oddballs who doesn't know anything about women or jobs or relationships or anything else and can't learn anything? He always gave me the creeps!'
Be careful what you wish for. Back-walkers wearing 6" spiked stilettos can do severe damage. "Oh I went too far and walked on your head? Oops, that was your ear the spike went into? Hello? Hello? Oops... "
Philadelphia Daily Snooze headline: "'Big Sol' Pierced by Stiletto Heel". Local hermit "Big Sol" was found comatose early this morning after police gained entry to his basement apartment after his coworkers reported him missing from his job for a week. A woman's stiletto heeled shoe with a spike measuring approximately six inches was found lodged into his ear and, according to hospital officials, penetrated his brain.
Emergency surgery resulted in the easy removal of the shoe and Big Sol is expected to make a full recovery with only some of his faculties probably affected. A neurologist who preferred not to be identified said that the portion of the brain likely to be affected would be that which controls libido. As he chuckled behind his face mask he added, "From what we know about Big Sol we might see a better man resulting from this most unfortunate incident, and one without the odd proclivities he's apparently evidenced throughout his adult life."
No arrests have been made thus far but a police source who preferred not to be identified said, "Looks as though this might have been one of those sex things which went wrong." The source went on to add that a search of Big Sol's computer indicated that he was a regular contributor to fetish-related websites and frequently suggested to women on other unrelated websites that they "come to Philly" to "walk on my back." His mother and his brother who were both contacted to ask if they cared to contribute to this news item declined comment. The brother waved his arms in the air before retreating back into his home and the mother said she was just too busy to make any comment at all.
His all-female coworkers at ILLDHOYYA (The Institute of Lower Learning for Disenfranchised and Habitual Offender Youths and Young Adults) were unanimous in preferring not to comment 'on the record' on their coworker's situation, simply describing him as a bit weird/creepy/brown-noser/big/heavy/unmarried/peculiar, etc. One went so far as to describe him as, 'You know, one of those oddballs who doesn't know anything about women or jobs or relationships or anything else and can't learn anything? He always gave me the creeps!'
The case continues to be investigated."
Funny because it's not beyond the realm of possibilities. Next time we don't hear from, "Big Sol" for a few days, I'll be thinking, what you're thinking.
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