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USA: The fat bully
Canada: Fat bully's very embarrassed brother
UK: Fat bully's spineless father
France: Fat bully's cousin who doesn't really like him but still grudgingly accepts him as family
Australia: Fat bully's long-lost sister who tries to keep him at arm's length
USA: Middle Aged power lifter with a handle bar moustache, can be smart and stupid in equal measure, talks loudly, punches people in the face. A pain in the ass when things are going great, but clutch in a fight.
CANADA: America's more sensible little brother, wears lots of flannel but works in accounting.
RUSSIA: A drunk 50 year old man whose a little skivvy. Can take an ass kicking and still come back. When he's around keep a close eye on your possessions.
ENGLAND: A trashy lout with a sunburn and tattoos who passes himself off as if he's upper middle class. Except he's fooling nobody.
GERMANY: A sensible fair haired man with glasses and a nicely pressed shirt. Everything looks normal until you look in his desk. There you'll find a bottle of Jägermeister, two tickets to the opera, and a ball gag.
FRANCE: A charming bald man who has twice cheated on his wife and twice been caught.
ITALY: Sharp looking over-tanned playboy with a clean white smile. Smells like cigarette smoke, hasn't paid taxes in years.
SPAIN: Italy's younger brother. Just as good looking except he's still living at home with his mother who yells at him all time.
NETHERLANDS: Another sensible fair haired man with glasses and a nicely pressed shirt. His only vice is the occasional joint he smokes beyond his office on lunch breaks. Not quite as clever as he thinks he is.
BELGIUM: Easy to overlook fella, going through an identity crisis at the moment. Check back later.
SOUTH AFRICA: Netherlands cousin, black sheep of the family. He scares the other family members so they don't invite him round very often.
Include - Gender, Age, Fashion, Personality, etc...
USA - Popular blonde rich chick
Canada - The blonde chicks quiet brother
UK - Old guy, the blond chick think he's mean but hes just being straightforward
Mexico - Hot exotic women who makes amazing food
Russia - Alcoholic with a leather jacket
Saudi Arabia - Extremely conservative and sexist guy with a neckbeard who complains on the internet all the time.
Russia - A massive and powerful dude who is afraid to show any emotion.
Netherlands - Weed smoking college student who loves prostitutes.
Czech Republic - A chilled back girl who is extremely beautiful and wears great clothes.
France - A snooty blond who wears overpriced perfume and hates foreigners.
Greece - A broke college student who goes to Political Protests all the time.
Germany - An A-Student who is on every club in High School, excels at sports, is extremely social, yet manages to annoy every single person when she opens her mouth.
Somalia - High school dropout who picks fights with people if they start "hangin in ma neighborhood".
Colombia - A beautiful girl who loves to do "wild" things.
India - Computer nerd who is poor and works at 7-Eleven until he can save up for a good computer.
Mexico - Hard-working overachieving girl who can't eat anything unless it is spicy.
England - Monocled old guy with a top hot who complains about fancy cars and the tea quality these days.
Kazakhstan - A small guy who constantly gets pissed off when people have incorrect assumptions about him just because he was mockingly featured in a movie.
North Korea - The starving nerdy guy who sits in the corner of the cafeteria talking to himself. South Korea - A K-Pop fan who spends all of her day on the internet.
Is South Korea considered a feminine country in general? How would it be different if it were a guy?
North Korea- An annoying dude who bullies everyone and has more suspensions than school days. Has no friends.
South Korea- Queen of fashion. Wears fake eyelashes and has brown hair and bleached at the bottom.
China- Grew up poor, but got rich after he farmed rice. He gets bullied and others find him stupid, though he is smart. Has some friends.
Italy- Often weird, but she is social..
Brazil- Most athletic, but gets into bad situations.
Sweden- Blonde chick.
Russia- Bad student before, but changed her behavior.
Germany- Same as Russia. Bad student, changed his behavior to be good.
USA- Tall, very athletic. Everyone thinks he's the "man".
Venezuela- Brazil wannabe. Often is a bullied. Gets bullied. Thinks he is cool, but is not.
Colombia- Venezuela's twin sister. Very quiet, outcast girl.
USA.........The big loud mouthed brother of a big family. Everyone else in the family claims they hate him and want nothing to do with him but then want to wear his clothes, listen to his music, and get his attention.
Canada.....The reserved brother who shares his bedroom with his loud mouthed brother so in retaliation constantly gossips and insults him behind his back. Everyone one else in the family likes him but due to his more mild mannered persona, doesn't get the attention he wants.
Russia......The drunk, racist, and ill mannered kid who was voted in school "Most likely to join the KKK"
Mexico.....The family member who has no education and who's goal in life is to move in with the big brother and clean his house.
France......The good looking oldest girl of the family who is always dressed to the 9s even though she can no longer get a date.
England.....The 2nd oldest brother who was once actually taller than the eldest until the eldest sprouted and left him as a terminal also-ran. The rest of the family thinks he is self-centered and snotty so refused to pay for his braces so his reputation as having horrid teeth is known far and wide.
Australia.....The youngest girl with all the looks, best athlete, and hottest body but totally lacks in social graces, fashion sense, and is a dead-zone between the ears. The "dumb blond" of the family.
Germany.......The intelligent, personable, and attractive sister who has high ambitions, wants to go to the best schools, become a professional, and be at the top of her profession in all manners. Well liked but despite all these great attributes she can't get a date because she has low self-esteem and she has just too much baggage so all the guys avoid her.
Australia.....The youngest girl with all the looks, best athlete, and hottest body but totally lacks in social graces, fashion sense, and is a dead-zone between the ears. The "dumb blond" of the family.
When Australia turns up at family gatherings she's usually dressed in beach wear which annoys some of her relatives almost as much as seeing her SUV with hippie motifs, a cowboy hat on the dashboard and a surf board on the roof rack parked in the drive way.
She enjoys her lifestyle; vacations in Bali and Hawaii, chilling out in her huge property; and living close to some of the most vibrant neighbourhoods there are. Older brother America has influenced her thinking on a lot of issues, and they enjoying hanging out, but tend to get into trouble together. She really wants to like her other brother Canada and can see family resemblances, but they’ve never really done much together to build any shared experiences. She’s not sure how her love of being authentic and calling it how she sees it is viewed by this quiet and polite member of the family.
More than a couple of times she’s told their mother off, and refused to live up to her expectations, which troubles some of her siblings. But she tries to be polite when she does visit, but as time passes there is more and more time passing between those visits, and she’s a more than aware her mother lives in a world that’s very different from her own.
She genuinely doesn’t care if some of the more conservative members of the family think she’s a dumb surfer chick or just don’t get her attitudes and lifestyle, because she’s too certain of herself, and can’t help but notice that she seems to have the most comfortable lifestyle of the family despite being the youngest. She's never told the other members of the family she has a PhD in philosophy. She's the only one to remember their very quite sibling, New Zealand.
Last edited by Bakery Hill; 11-16-2017 at 01:44 AM..
I laugh every time people claim Canada is quiet and peace-loving. They probably never talked to Canadians or read Canadian newspapers.
Canada is as loud and judgmental about others as the US, if not more so. It is just its voice usually goes unnoticed.
If Canada were as powerful as the US, it would be as aggressive.
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