For many of you, it'd be a good day to go to your favorite sandwich shop. Seriously.

Today is National Potato Chip Day, and although your writer can't get to a Jersey Mike's or a Jason's Deli for his favorite sandwich, at least I had a few Ruffles left in a bag on top of the fridge. It would have come in handy, but then, it's time to go get some more for whenever I am off this diet. And that will be soon, but that's not important now. The trouble...